Step Right Up -- to Jessica Alba's Ass!

Posted Aug 24th 2007 11:48AM by TMZ Staff

As if working in a carnival booth where people smash plates near your head weren't bad enough -- then smokin' hot Jessica Alba shows up to give you a fleeting glimpse of what will never, ever happen for you. Isn't the prize supposed to be on the other side of the booth?

The "Dark Angel" was on the pier in Santa Monica yesterday for a photo shoot, wearing latex-tight jeans, a baby doll top and her church girl smile. Take a shot, little lady!

Jessica returns to her job of teasing the rest of the world when she straps on her leather chaps for "Sin City 2."

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1. She's hot and I am first.

Posted at 12:28PM on Aug 24th 2007 by work is boring

2. You know she did that on purpose, she is an attention whore, because her movies suck!

Posted at 12:28PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Amy

3. Amy, jealousy is an ugly trait. You could only dream to be her.

Posted at 12:38PM on Aug 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

4. what's on her back?
or waist area of her back ?

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 24th 2007 by jennzz

5. Yeah, she did that on purpose and she is one major attention whore, but I'd do her just because she'd let me, that's how attention whores are - VERY EASY. But a stairmaster wouldn't hurt, without those jeans holding that ass up, it would be flapping in the breeze.

Posted at 12:41PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Flak

6. Thank goodness there's some skin showing otherwise she'd suffocate.

Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 24th 2007 by SayWhat

7. If she farted, it would look like a mouse was running down her leg.

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 24th 2007 by skintight

8. YAY!!I FOUND MY IRONING BOARD = )

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Elizabeth

9. she is gorgeous.

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 24th 2007 by \\\

10.
Is this the chick who says she's not mexican or latina or spanish or whatever?

Oh yes, obviously from Connecticut.

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 24th 2007 by karnet

11. Doesn't she have the herp? And don't tight jeans irritate it? Looks like someone's assistant will be going to the pharmacy pretty soon.

Posted at 1:22PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Val Trex

12. Jessica has said she identifies herself as American not Latina or Mexican. I agree with her. If you were born in America, then you are American first. I think she is really pretty but in this picture she appears to have no butt at all.

Posted at 1:32PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Kate

13. I think she has the most perfect body. ever. ever ever ever. thin and toned - perfection. she's gorgeous.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 24th 2007 by beautiful

14. Actually that's not what she said. She said that she's an American of Mexican, French and Danish descent.

What she doesn't like is the "Latina" label because to her it implies that you were born in Latin America and speak Spanish, which in her case isn't true.

She never denied her ancestry or her heritage.

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 24th 2007 by bimbette

15. Beautiful girl but dang that's a flat butt!

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Bryce

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