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8/24/2007 12:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Step Right Up -- to Jessica Alba's Ass!

As if working in a carnival booth where people smash plates near your head weren't bad enough -- then smokin' hot Jessica Alba shows up to give you a fleeting glimpse of what will never, ever happen for you. Isn't the prize supposed to be on the other side of the booth?

The "Dark Angel" was on the pier in Santa Monica yesterday for a photo shoot, wearing latex-tight jeans, a baby doll top and her church girl smile. Take a shot, little lady!

Jessica returns to her job of teasing the rest of the world when she straps on her leather chaps for "Sin City 2."

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Amy:  1634 days ago

You know she did that on purpose, she is an attention whore, because her movies suck!

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Lein:  1634 days ago

She's hot and I am first.

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Get a Clue:  1634 days ago

Amy, jealousy is an ugly trait. You could only dream to be her.

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give me a break,,:  1634 days ago

what's on her back?
or waist area of her back ?

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Desiree:  1634 days ago

Yeah, she did that on purpose and she is one major attention whore, but I'd do her just because she'd let me, that's how attention whores are - VERY EASY. But a stairmaster wouldn't hurt, without those jeans holding that ass up, it would be flapping in the breeze.

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SayWhat:  1634 days ago

Thank goodness there's some skin showing otherwise she'd suffocate.

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dc:  1634 days ago

If she farted, it would look like a mouse was running down her leg.

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flavio:  1634 days ago

god damn, look at that thing!!! flawless...

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Elizabeth:  1634 days ago

YAY!!I FOUND MY IRONING BOARD = )

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Deja:  1634 days ago

she is gorgeous.

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rachel:  1634 days ago


Is this the chick who says she's not mexican or latina or spanish or whatever?

Oh yes, obviously from Connecticut.

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Yo Mamma:  1634 days ago

I think that she is wonderful but has anyone else noticed it looks like she walked through a swamp in those boots?

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Val Trex:  1634 days ago

Doesn't she have the herp? And don't tight jeans irritate it? Looks like someone's assistant will be going to the pharmacy pretty soon.

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Kate:  1634 days ago

Jessica has said she identifies herself as American not Latina or Mexican. I agree with her. If you were born in America, then you are American first. I think she is really pretty but in this picture she appears to have no butt at all.

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Deja:  1634 days ago

I think she has the most perfect body. ever. ever ever ever. thin and toned - perfection. she's gorgeous.

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