Lohan: The Stars Against the Star

Posted Sep 3rd 2007 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

LohansLindsay Lohan's troubles are not surprising to most, especially not to astrologers who practice the ancient art.

According to Tarot.com, Lohan's "father influence," or her "Michael Factor," occurred when the sun was in the 10th House of Career and Reputation. What does that mean? MiLo wanted LiLo to be famous; and he wanted to be in charge -- (see Simpson sisters). The chart also says papa Lohan was either a hero or a loser (easy choice there), and because of this, Lindsay has a hard time believing she's worth loving. *single tear*

Lindsay's "Dina Factor" shows the important mother/daughter bond was tarnished because of their close friendship. Don't snort, that's spot on! Also, the Moon's strong influence on Jupiter indicates Dina doesn't know how to show LiLo love -- forcing the scarred starlet to fill her empty heart with other stuff -- like booze, drugs and car accidents. Highly inconvenient for shooting schedules.

Hopefully, LiLo will pull through the dark signs -- and get her star back in the Hollywood firmament!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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1. First but only because everyone else is sleeping in today.

Posted at 11:17AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Robert

2. It certainly doesn't take an astrologist to figure that out. This woman is messed up with issues she'll fight for the rest of her life. god help her.

Posted at 11:27AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Ashleigh

3. lindsay has a chance at becoming a good actor again someday

if people will leave her the eff-you-see-kay alone and let her get sober

just because she asked for it doesn't mean she can handle it now. cut the girl a g-d break.

Posted at 11:32AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by who fuggin cares

4. Tarot cards as a source of gossip? Must be Labor Day.

Posted at 11:38AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by The Blog You Love To Hate

5. if they knew this, why did'nt they come out with it 2 years ago?

Posted at 11:41AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by FAT AND DUMB WITH SKID MARKS

6. I blame Dina and Dina alone for Lindsay's problems. What a loser mother she is. She needs to crawl back under that rock from where she was born. POS.

Posted at 11:43AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Lisa

7. If Lindsay stays in rehab for a long enough time I think she can make people believe she is serious again.

Posted at 11:49AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by TheIdiotsBox

8. Okay so, Michael is either a hero or a loser? So he's either good or bad? Wow, way to pinpoint it, TMZ. What the hell is this trivial tarot crap anyway?

Posted at 12:11PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Ruby

9. Thanks for the update, Geraldo. News That Matters!

Posted at 12:24PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by kfitzer

10.
Saaaayyyy, do you see her early untimely death in the near future, by chance?
That'll be cool. ghoulpool.com

Posted at 12:30PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by tom

11. Lindsay Lohan is a waste of life! She is nothing but a useless piece of trash. She should just drop off the face of the earth... everyone would be a lot happier.

Posted at 1:08PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by dysfunktion

12. my "brain factor" is telling me i just wasted 33 seconds

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM

13. Aw, poor widdle Blohan couldn't help it - it was the stars' fault!

Puhleeze. Other people have messed up charts and still don't turn out to be a waste of skin.

Blohan has only herself to blame. She needs to get the hell off my planet, and take those loser parents with her.

Posted at 1:41PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Queen Elizabeth

14. My tarot cards say nobody cares about this issue except for people under 18.

Posted at 2:27PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Snarky Bitch

15. CUTE STORY, DID SHE TURN IN HER CONNECTION TO GET HER SWEETHEART DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS? I'LL BET YOU TWENTY MILLION THAT SHE VIOLATES PROBATION

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by wa wa waa

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