Cuz He Can't, And He Won't, And He Don't Stop!

Club Les Deux threw up some major stupidity again last night, this time in the form of an endless freestyle by a wannabe rappin' frat boy. Cut the mic!

TMZ cameras caught the diarrheic minstrel in the fracas friendly parking lot, where he proceeded to crap a rap longer than K-Fed's career.

The never-ending name dropper waxed faux-etic about the cast of the "The Hills" -- and even a (now disgruntled) TMZ employee! The clip comes with a warning: This video may not be suitable for anyone.