Cuz He Can't, And He Won't, And He Don't Stop!

9/6/2007 2:50 PM PDT
Club Les Deux threw up some major stupidity again last night, this time in the form of an endless freestyle by a wannabe rappin' frat boy. Cut the mic!

TMZ cameras caught the diarrheic minstrel in the fracas friendly parking lot, where he proceeded to crap a rap longer than K-Fed's career.

The never-ending name dropper waxed faux-etic about the cast of the "The Hills" -- and even a (now disgruntled) TMZ employee! The clip comes with a warning: This video may not be suitable for anyone.