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Cuz He Can't, And He Won't, And He Don't Stop!

9/6/2007 2:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Club Les Deux threw up some major stupidity again last night, this time in the form of an endless freestyle by a wannabe rappin' frat boy. Cut the mic!


TMZ cameras caught the diarrheic minstrel in the fracas friendly parking lot, where he proceeded to crap a rap longer than K-Fed's career.

The never-ending name dropper waxed faux-etic about the cast of the "The Hills" -- and even a (now disgruntled) TMZ employee! The clip comes with a warning: This video may not be suitable for anyone.

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1.

Balderdash    

Good grief, is TMZ stafff hanging outside of this club so they can film drunks or is some no-life hanging out for them? This crap is boring.

2568 days ago
2.

ozzylove    

white boy CAN'T rap... what a dork!

2568 days ago
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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

Wanna be somebody…preppy white boys should never rap….EVER!

2568 days ago
4.

Bree    

Umm...huh?

2568 days ago
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pat    

All the idiots hanging out at this club now know that is's quite easy to become "famous" what with all the idiot photogs hanging around.

Just walk out, throw a tantrum or pick a fight or mouth off and they know the idiot photogs will swarm in to take a pic. Et voila your 15 minutes start now.

What a city!!!

2568 days ago
6.

Justin    

This guy is hilarious, chill out haters.

2568 days ago
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Mike "Boogie" Malin    

Yo Yo Yo peeps! This man is stealin' my beats!!!! I am the OG whiiiiiitteee rappa! Props to my mommy! Belly Hola, Le Deaux Hola, Ketchup Hola, Dolce Hola!!! OUT FOKER!!

2568 days ago
8.

Save Joe Francis     

Wow, this guy has absolutely no talent. Quick MTV, sign this loser up for a new reality TV show!!

2568 days ago
9.

PHilton    

uuuhhhh yeah ok!

2568 days ago
10.

Tara    

he's hysterical! love it!

2568 days ago
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edensfinestlady@yahoo.com    

Sad thing is I don't think he was high on any level.....other than his lyrical stylistics.

2568 days ago
12.

Lindsey    

OMG... what a LOSER!! Seriously.. does he really think he's good and/or hot?!

2568 days ago
13.

Your Mom    

And yet you felt compelled to cover this.

2568 days ago
14.

sarah    

Omg, this guy is hilarious, don't hate!
Hope to see him again soon! Hehe

2567 days ago
15.

Meg    

The rapping is ok, the beatboxing is hysterical, and he's definitely *ucking gorgeous!

2567 days ago
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