Wrestler/reality villain Jon Dalton -- "Jonny Fairplay" to "Survivor" fans -- tells TMZ exclusively that he and "America's Next Top Model" contender Michelle Deighton are expecting a little bundle of reality joy -- their first, and it's already 17 weeks along!
And we're pretty sure he's not fibbing: "Michelle and I couldn't be more happier [sic] and I wouldn't LIE about that!" says Jonny, who's perhaps most famous for concocting what "Survivor" host Jeff Probst called "the greatest lie" in the show's history. He came third in the seventh season.
The sweethearts have been dating for two years. Where's an island when you need one?