If you thought trying to read the ramblings of Courtney Love was tough, try listening to the verbal diarrhea spewed by reality star Corey Haim. They're a match in grammar heaven!
Haim was outside of Cipriani's last night in New York, when he encountered a cameraman waiting to catch a shot of the Beckhams. Instead, he got the "Two Coreys" star giving a shout-out to Corey #2, Mr. Feldman, and ... honestly we're not sure what else he says.
Post your best guesses below.