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Fiona vs. Jean

Who'd You Rather?

9/13/2007 1:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Extraordinary Machine" songstress Fiona Apple is turning 30 today, while former "24" First Lady Jean Smart is looking quite good at 56.

Fiona Apple, Jean Smart
The question is ...

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lucky    

I'll take whats behind curtain # 3

2562 days ago
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CLAUDA DE SCRATCH    

Fiona

2562 days ago
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Dean    

They both are ugly.

2562 days ago
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justsayin    

Smart is far hotter at 56 than Apple could EVER hope to be.

2562 days ago
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justsayin    

JEAN!!!!

2562 days ago
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flea    

Jean can work it like a kneckbone!

2562 days ago
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justsayin    

isn't fiona Shrek's ogre wife?

2562 days ago
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justsayin    

Martha Logan, baby!!

2562 days ago
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Vanessa    


Gross!!!! Neither!!!

2562 days ago
10.

how many old guys on this site?    

she looks good for her age, but give me a break, Fiona is undoubtedly the choice! This is actually a terrible comparison. NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!

2562 days ago
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justsayin    

You can't deny the timeless beauty of Ms. Smart. She's class, talent AND beauty.

2562 days ago
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justsayin    

fiona always looks a bit psycho -- like she'd kill you afterward....if i had to pick it would be smart

must be why shes slammin apple in the poll

2562 days ago
13.

THS    

they both are bad in my books...

http://thehollywoodstory.com

2562 days ago
14.

Matthew    

This ish is nasty TMZ. "who would you rather?" I was skeeved enough when you had the same poll for hayden planteraium and her mom before she was even 18. sleezeballs. what's wrong, no britney crotch shots today?

2562 days ago
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Chad    

the question is 'who would you rather..' that lady jean smart is FIFTY SIX years old!! thats grandma territory way past milf! this isnt even an option unless youve never seen what happens to a female body, 56 vs. 30.. horrible poll. + thats a goofy pic of fiona look her up on google image and you grandma lovers would change your mind and go for the hardbody crazy eyed fiona anyday unless you have a freaky Oedipus complex..

2562 days ago
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