Paris Goes Maid-Chic

1. tHE PERSON WHO FOUND HER STUFF IN THAT LOCKER SAID PARIS HAS HERPEES
NOT SURPRIZED

Posted at 7:26PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Whiteassnow

2. Advice to "sexy new sidekick" - USE PROTECTION.

Posted at 7:29PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Orson

3. BITCH!

Posted at 7:32PM on Sep 17th 2007 by stupid hollywood bitches

4. Dear Paris,

All of us 800 pound gorillas love you.

We look forward to seeing The Simple Life 5 DVD.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:37PM on Sep 17th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

5. This is the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth. I can't believe she is even news worthy...who cares anymore.

Posted at 8:43PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Neta

6. I think she looked really good as usual. You guys never compliment her style and class in how she dresses. One more thing, if she is so dumb then how come she makes so much money without working?

Posted at 9:08PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Stump Thedummy

7. The guy who has her old locker stuff is a CROOK. Who would believe him?

And the other guy ,Hans Schmidt ,is now facing charges in Arizona for trying to extort money out of Tom Cruise.
Like anyone can believe such low-lives. They probably photoshopped most of that stuff anyway.

No one knows for sure if Paris has herpes. I doubt it.
But if she did, it's no big deal and her private life is no one's business.

Most of the things that are written about Paris Hilton are made up by the tabloids, we should all know this by now.

Posted at 11:12PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Suze

8. Haters will jump on anything, no matter how crazy the story.

Just like Paris supposedly lost her inheritance, or is adopting 4 blond kids, or looking for an Aussie. Total lies, totally made up.

Christ, people are stupid.

Posted at 11:19PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Jim

9. Probably just a guy from the rock opera Paris is filming in Canada. Paps are trying to make something out of nothings as usual.

I hear they got Sarah Brightman also for REPO! and the music is really good. Our princess Paris is maturing and moving to ever bigger and better things.
Looks like her life is coming together very nicely.


Paris is also going to Rwanda/Africa in November with the Playing For Good Foundation, this org helps needy kids. Keep going Paris!

Posted at 11:27PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Gia

10. Cute top and very nice jewelry! Paris sure knows how to put things together.

The Hot guy next to Paris looks like just a friend, of course, this could change lol.
You go girl!

Posted at 11:31PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Joanie

11. Paris is so yesterday.She became over-exposed when she went to jail.I no longer want to hear a thing a bout her.boring.....

Posted at 12:29AM on Sep 18th 2007 by KerryBabyxx

12. why would anyone sit thru these 30 second commercials before the content. lets face it, the TMZ content is fun and somewhat entertaining, but the website is all about commercials now. adios TMZ.

Posted at 3:15PM on Sep 19th 2007 by why the 30second commercials

13. Her movements all look so "contrived". It gives her that air of "I'm on camara now so I'll pose and strut". THAT is why people don't like her. She's not natural. It smacks more of conceit.

Posted at 3:21PM on Sep 18th 2007 by Shar

14. I wish the paid bloggers a.k.a. "Paris fans" who post several times under the same e-mail address would just stop -- they're not fooling anyone. Reading the "snow job" posts that resemble PR sound bytes -- and just as untrue -- are soooo boring.

Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 18th 2007 by May

15. Paris has no one to blame but herself for her negative publicity – and it has nothing to do with the tabloids. People who dislike her do so as a result of witnessing her actions first-hand through interviews and in front of the camera lens that she obviously craves – and has done so for years.

Posted at 5:28PM on Sep 18th 2007 by Georgia