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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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Judy 34A    

47. hey, morons......the guy doesn't wear it! It's for a woman to wear to give a stiffy if viagra doesn't work. READ!
This is hysterical! LMAO!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Sep 20th 2007 by PAgurl

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU CALL A MORON PAgurl CAUSE YOU ARE WRONG, ITS NOT A PURFUME AND ITS NOT FOR A WOMAN ITS FOR A MAN TO JUST SMELL WHEN HE IS OR WANTS TO GET OFF, NOT TO WEAR LIKE A PURFUME

2533 days ago
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Judy 34A    

HEY Ed_Web what do u mean rant on this country about this scent, did you read? it is not made or sold in the USA, it's made in europe not here

2532 days ago
63.

Judy 34A    

Hey Ed_Web, I hope you have no plans on quitting your day job any time soon!

2531 days ago
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MrFishy    

Back in the day, the "nice" girls simply carried a dead fish in their purses. The, if they stank, they'd simple excuse themselves to the can. That's where women always accompanying each other to the bathroom originated.
My father told me that " IF it smells like a fish, it's a dish . . . if it smells like cologne, leave it alone! "
It's dead semen that creates that fishy aroma.

2531 days ago
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