Madonna: Desperately Seeking Sunglasses

9/26/2007 12:08 PM PDT
The 49-year-old Queen of Pop needs to get her eyes checked -- for better shades!

Madonna was spotted leaving a London restaurant on Tuesday, and despite her chic black ensemble, looked like a middle-aged raver out past her bedtime -- in a pair of wretched rose-tinted sunglasses. Ray of blight!

On a positive note, Madge's unfortunate eyewear almost distracted one from noticing her rigor mortis afflicted man-hands! Almost.