Nick Cannon -- Homeless More Talented Than Britney

9/26/2007 11:58 AM PDT
"Monster House" mouther Nick Cannon was outside of Les Deux last night, when a homeless man named Champagne put lip syncher Britney Spears in her place. It's Champagne, bitch!

After the "Underclassman" actor was serenaded, he gave the lower class man props, saying, "This guy's got more talent than Britney Spears!" The persistent pauper wouldn't let Cannon go without him shelling out some dough -- and ended up pocketing twenty bucks for his hard work. Cha-ching!