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Stacked Drunk Chick -- Revealed!

9/27/2007 7:51 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Remember this Hollywood party girl?

The big-boobed beauty got the boot at Crimson over the weekend ... and embarrassed herself in front of TMZ cameras when she was too drunk to put together one sentence after another. Shame be gone!

That girl is none other than Jessica Kramer, a onetime Playboy Cybergirl and current Internet T&A fleshtrepreneur.

When she watched herself on TMZ TV Monday, she admitted on her MySpace page it was, "not one of my proudest moments, but what's done is done and I had a great night!"

She also said she was bummed by comments on our site saying her boobs weren't real. Hmm.

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sandman    

I KNEW SHE WAS FANTASYLAND!...(Cypergirl) Fake/Real?...What's up with that?...Hey! As long as she doesn't take them off and set em on the bedside table before she slips between the sheets, that's "REAL" enough for me:)...She's HOT!...Not in my lifetime will I ever know what something that beautiful feels like:(...A lot of these posters sound like a bunch of women who wish they looked as good as this chick? And so they HATE:(...Thank you...

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Dream Crusher    

Recipe for DISASTER:

ADD: 24 year old + Hometown: Eagle Rock, CA + Onetime Playboy Cyber Girl who now makes money selling nude shots over the Internet, and throw in a dash of a high school diploma = DRUNK LOSER!

2491 days ago
18.

AustralianGQ    

what a slut!

2491 days ago
19.

rudewaitress    

Dolly Parton would just call them 'small potatoes' .!!

2491 days ago
20.

George Clooney is a Pu$$y    

What a Skank! Yes her boobs are fake and she feels bad everyone knows about it, why? Did she honestly think anyone was fooled into thinking that those things looked anything close to being real. She looks like a porn star whore. I am sure Jessica's mother and father are so proud of their little girl.

2491 days ago
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lauren    

HEHE my daughter likes to blow her nose and look at it "just in case theres something cool".. Thanks for the laugh Jessica! And for the drunk... go to Cancun for 3 days and you'll see 100s of girls like that. Not TMZ worthy!

2491 days ago
22.

CANDACE    

WELL THEY ARE FAKE BUT FAKE OR NOT SHE IS MAKINF HERSELF LOOK STUPID. STARTING TO CRY BECAUSE SHE DIDNT GET INTO A CLUB?? COME ON. TMZ OU NEED TO GET BACK TO REPORTING MORE INTERESTING STUFF. HELL THE BOOGER STORY WAS 100X'S BETTER THAN THIS

2491 days ago
23.

BoBoCat    

Those are real for sure - check out the Google results! This chick is everywhere! How no one has heard of her before!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jessica+Kramer&btnG=Google+Search

More........
http://nosmokingintheskullcave.blogspot.com/2007/09/adorable-jessica-kramer.html

Google Image results...........
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Jessica+Kramer&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

2491 days ago
24.

Watch the video again    

I also Googled her immediately. The guy above me is right: They are real. But which is worse, having fake boobs, or being a hot 21-yo with bobs that already sag some? They only look fake due to a good bra.

2491 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Oh, look ... another addled Hollywood wh*re who thinks she's 150 times hotter than she really is.

Do your guys have stories about anything else?

2491 days ago
26.

JAN    

Her boobs are definitely fake, but who cares. Why do we even want to see these pathetic people. All us women have boobs. It's too bad these attractive women don't have anything better to do than show all for everyone. Don't any women have morals? These women are becoming so boring. Of course they keep TMZ in business, don't they. Playboy women are nothing but prostitutes. DEFINITION: Women who sell their bodies for sexual purposes.

2491 days ago
27.

sassy    

SHES IN PLAYBOY AND SHOWS HER BOBS ON THE STREET >? LOL

WE ALL SEEN IT GIRL.......... NEXT .................

2491 days ago
28.

dude    

Did you know your sexuality is related to your spirituality. So your thoughts on sex are your thoughts on God.
Why am I always thinking about sex?

2491 days ago
29.

Melissa    

And the piont is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don't CARE !!!!!!!

2491 days ago
30.

TokieMoon    

This is so non-news. Apparently Britney et al are not doing anythy noteworthy. TMZ please learn when to just say no to a lame item.

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