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Gwyneth vs. Avril

Who'd You Rather?

9/27/2007 1:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

One of these two birthday blondes will probably stick her tongue out at cameras and scream something about being "punk rock" -- after she blows out her birthday candles: Gwyneth Paltrow (35) or Avril Lavigne (23).

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The question is ...

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http://www.bustedcelebrity.com/    

Avril Is So Nice!!

2397 days ago
17.

Yuppers    

I would like to impregnate Avril.

2397 days ago
18.

anonymousey    

THIS ONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS A "NEITHER" BUTTON.
SERIOUSLY. YUK.

2397 days ago
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snowblood    

Aw, jesus wept, you guys at TMZ!!! Why do you all have this thing for doing "who'd you rathers" with equally irritating/nauseating/unattractive/straight-up undo-able celebs? Man, I can't even vote on this poll, I'm serious. Gwyneth, and THAT utterly idiotic ugly avril chick? Good god, people, no way, neither moron, not for real. Even for fun-pretend I can't cast a vote. I said Hell. No.

Unless I got to dominate Avril, I mean I'm a bi-girl, and I wouldn't mind takin' care of that preposterously inflated ego, show the girl she's common & average and not some great big celebrity like she seems to think she is... I'd help her out of that coat, mm hmmm... She'd thank me for it later, too, and grow from the experience...

No, but seriously, not really. No effin' way. They're both morons.

2397 days ago
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FatherOfTwoGirls    

Which skanky ho? Dang, that's a tough one.

This definitely "rises" to the level of "You first".

As for me, they are both beyond repair. Too much nose-candy and partying. Yuck, turn em out on Hollywood and Vine and be done with it.

2397 days ago
21.

Avey1    

happy birthday Avril u rock !!!!! i will pick Avril over any 1 in this world!!!

2397 days ago
22.

Mags    

I wouldn't thouch either one with a ten-foot-pole drenched in bactine

2397 days ago
23.

kim suck    

their moms!?!?!?!??!

2397 days ago
24.

Ken    

I chose Avril and here's why. Gwyneth is tooooo skinny!

2397 days ago
25.

anon    

Who writes this crap, teenage boys with sex on the brain? I can't believe you don't have better things to write about.

2397 days ago
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Lobotomia    

I think that Gwyneth is a really woman.. Avril not...

2397 days ago
27.

MAL    

GWYNETH ! ! MUCH BETTER WITH- OOOOHHHH YES BABY KEEP GOING AND GOING!
THAN- WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAN! NOW GET OFF!

2397 days ago
28.

toonces    

Avril... but only doggy-style.

2397 days ago
29.

Jack Meoff    

Gwyneth has always crapped out 2 kids. Who would want to stick it in that? Avril is nice and tight, and still young enough to teach a few things to.

2397 days ago
30.

Stan    

I refuse to vote on these 2. I would love to slap avril with a dildo until she became unconscience

2397 days ago
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