Britney Gets a Sheriff Escort ... For a Coffee Run!

Gimme more coffee! Popwreck Britney Spears had a cravin' for some Starbucks, and she had the company of a rather handsome Sheriff's deputy to get her inside. Ding, dang -- is she employing the law now?!


The assertive Sheriff assisted Spears by yelling and directing the crowd of paparazzi, even telling them not to enter the Starbucks as she made her order. As the belly-baring Britney waited for her drink, she clung to her pet Yorkie -- which conveniently blended in with her longer, less-tangled brunette weave.

Once Brit Brit was done, her new law enforcement buddy helped her back to her car. It's good to see tax dollars at work.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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1.
Nice, our tax dollars at work! But that's cool, cuz she's so special....

NOT!

Posted at 6:36PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Britney Naked

2.
I love you Britney! I hope you're not wearing underwear!!

Posted at 6:36PM on Sep 29th 2007 by See My Ex-Girlfriend

3. How 'bout staying home for one day??!! What is wrong with just staying home, comfortable in your mansion?? Brew coffee, hire a chef, rent a movie......GOOD LORD give yourself and US a break.

Posted at 6:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by MsKnowsItYahll

4. I know why she's out all the time.

Because she forgets where her house is.

Posted at 6:45PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Me

5. Call the Malibu Sheriff's station @ 310-456-6652 to complain. That is a waste of taxpayers dollars..........and for what??? so she can get a cup of coffee..... I want a tax refund... STAT!

Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 29th 2007 by bundt cake

6. S H E R I F F

Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Hire me

7. Outrageous a cop telling me to stay out of Starbucks - sue him & his jursdiction $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Posted at 6:47PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Sean

8. The only place a deputy would escort me is to jail.

Posted at 6:48PM on Sep 29th 2007 by closetintellectual

9. It's too bad we can't get a law passed that these paps have to stay 100 yards away from her... then our tax dollars wouldn't be wasted.....

Posted at 6:49PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Gwen

10. I wonder if the attention whore gets a volume discount.

Thanks


Posted at 6:50PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Conky

11. Come on! That looks more like Lindsay Lohan, than Spears. Besides, with the money Spears makes a month, she could have a Starbucks in her house.

Posted at 6:52PM on Sep 29th 2007 by rat-a-tat-tat

12. BRITNEY,
STAY HOME AND MAKE YOUR OWN COFFEE. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
Here are some instructions. Just in case!
Add 2-4 cups of water to your coffee machine. ( you do have a machine right? )
add 1-2 scoops of coffee to the machine.
hit the ON button.
A sound will come from the machine, It;s okay, that's normal. :)





Posted at 6:53PM on Sep 29th 2007 by JBG

13. What! She is only famous now for being a rotten mother, and drunk/drug addict. That is such bull.

Posted at 6:55PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Miss Piss

14. OMG what happened to no pets in restaurants???? That is such a health violation if I ever heard of one. Just because she's rich doesn't mean she should be allowed to contaminate the entire restaurant with her puppy! I love my yorkies too but I sure as hell don't take them in restaurants where other people might be allergic to the fur.

And why in the hell is the Sheriff's office kissing her ass now too? She has enough money to buy security, so make her provide her own and take care of herself!!

Posted at 6:55PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Cara

15. Why doesn't she just have her assistant go get her some Starbucks, like other celebrities? This is rediculous.

Posted at 6:57PM on Sep 29th 2007 by SP

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