Dude, Who's That Star?

10/1/2007 4:00 PM PDT
Mr. Demi Moore traipsed into and then out of the "Saturday Night Live" after party at Primehouse, and as he jumped into his SUV to make a getaway, one shockingly uncultured cretin wondered very loudly, "Who is he?"

Centuries hence, cultural anthropologists will note that there was one human who never saw "That '70's Show," "Punk'd," "My Boss' Daughter," "Cheaper by the Dozen," "Just Married," or "Dude, Where's My Car," and didn't read a single tabloid or women's magazine, or lust after Calvin Klein underwear models.