Britney: Wait'll We Get Our Hanes on You!

10/11/2007 11:53 AM PDT
There is no logical excuse. At this point, more people know what BritBrit's hoocher looks like than they know what color eyes she has.

The distressed mother of two was out again yesterday -- literally! Maybe she needed some fresh air. It's hot y'all! Either way, another Britney crotchograph -- not hot. And what will the court think?