Brit the Least Crazy Person in New Lawsuit

Posted Oct 12th 2007 3:59PM by TMZ Staff

A federal prison inmate alleges that Britney Spears forced him at gunpoint to commit identity theft, to pay for her abortions, breast implants, cocaine and alcohol -- and he's seeking a temporary restraining order against her. Riiiiight.
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Jonathan Lee Riches was featured in a 2006 CNN documentary called "How to Rob a Bank." In a handwritten lawsuit, Riches alleges that if you watch the video closely, you can see Britney with a gun pointed at his back, forcing him to commit fraud. The Easter Bunny, however, was not involved.

Riches also claims that other surveillance video shows Britney with a joint in one hand and a detonator linked to chemicals around Riches' neck -- that would explode if she pushed the button.

Currently incarcerated for wire fraud at Federal Correctional Institution in Salters, S.C., Riches has filed lawsuits against New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, President George W. Bush, Martha Stewart, Terry Schiavo, Jeff Gordon, Michael Vick and Steve Jobs.

Finally, Riches claims that he fears Spears will come to the prison and make him rob other inmates in order to pay for an abortion, concluding, "I'm in danger. I'm still cold and hungry."

We didn't bother contacting Britney Spears for comment.

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1. What the??? Totally funny!

Posted at 12:13PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Kait

2. I EAT POOP.
I KILL INNOCENT ANIMALS FOR FUR.
EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A BID ON MY BOOK AT EBAY GOD KILLS A PUPPY!

Britney is innocent! NOT!

Posted at 12:13PM on Oct 12th 2007 by CU-L8RG8R

3. Wait a minute.. you never know..

And are you SURE the Easter Bunny wasn't involved?
Do you have photos to back this statement up? ;)

Posted at 12:13PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Mission

4. Helloooooo,

Can you say FREAK

What a FREAK this guy is

Posted at 12:14PM on Oct 12th 2007 by ????

5. that is awesome! Im glad to hear the truth finally coming to light. Its high time britney spears pay for her crime. As a victim of spears I to want justice served after she made me abort our baby. She told me she would pull out before she came, instead she laughed and then proceded to billy club me till I called her the gripper master!

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 12th 2007 by nerds

6. I would like to add that she showed me her "FUZZY LADY PEACH" & threatened to repeatedly do so if I dared told anyone about these incidents. That is why I've waited until now. I mean, Whoo, one glance @ that & I was scared silly!!!

Posted at 12:20PM on Oct 12th 2007 by J.L. Riches

7. it was BS dressed as the Easter Bunny. didn't you see the coke residue on the bunny's nose?

Posted at 12:23PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Izzy

8. Lovely!

LKFA! ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75dk1si5jI

Posted at 12:26PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Chris C

9. Britney is my inspiration. I too am a young mother of two small children.
When I question my parenting skills I just look to Brit and follow her example,
I could never be led astray. I look to Britney daily for strength and guidance.
I love her hair,I love her style, I love her music, I love her brown boots, I love Britney
and always will. BoGo the boots Brit.

Posted at 12:29PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Realist

10. WTF? Are you for real?

Posted at 12:32PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Ima Bitch

11. Said Britney was gonna hitch a ride with OJ to get him - LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
Dumb@ss.

Posted at 12:49PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Wasabi Pea

12. He forgot to mention that she was standing on her head drinking an Orange Crush while she was holding the detonater (sp?) between her toes!!! heehee

Posted at 12:51PM on Oct 12th 2007 by snickers

13.



I'd be pissed at the prison system. This guy is obviously being denied his medications, which he so obviously needs.

Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 12th 2007 by OCD

14. I believe him. Brit is totally capable of this.

Posted at 1:12PM on Oct 12th 2007 by britrocks

15. I just downloaded Britney Spears's new CD called "Blackout" off Limewire FREE and the CD isn't released until October 30th. lol

Posted at 1:17PM on Oct 12th 2007 by GET BRITNEY'S NEW CD FREE OF LIMEWIRE!

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