Jack Can't Handle the Lights
Now we know why Jack Nicholson is always wearing those dark glasses -- indoors, outdoors, wherever -- he can't stand the light!
Jack had dinner at Da Silvano over the weekend, and on his way in, he expressed some annoyance at the brightness of the paparazzi snapstorm. After his repast -- and a mid-game cigarette -- he went outside, and when asked how his dinner was, Jack growled as only he can, "When you eat that f***ing light, that's when I'll tell you how dinner was."
Easy, rider!
