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Brit to Judge - You're an "Old Fart"

10/18/2007 8:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Always looking for ways to further antagonize the law, Britney Spears went off on the judge in her custody case during her shopping spree at Neiman Marcus -- just after her hearing last week.

"I hate my judge," she growled, according to Us Weekly. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all." What does Brit-Brit think a judge does? "His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," she said, allegedly. "And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."

Meanwhile, Lance Bass tells GQ in its November issue (via People) that he's tried to reach out to Britney, but without success. "I don't think she's having any of her old friends anymore," says the ex-boybander.

Pammy Wanted Giant Pee-Wash for Vegas Show

Before she took her current gig as Hans Klok's assistant, Pam Anderson was putting together a crazazy $10 million strip club deal that involved a between-the-legs car wash, among other assets.

Vegas Confidential reports that Pam was working with Scores owner Dennis DeGori, and that the club was to be called The Burning Bush, and that its signature feature was a supersized sign with her legs as an archway. Cars could drive between the gams, and get a car wash, with the shower coming from, um, between the legs.

As for Pam herself, she would make just four two-hour visits a year. She scrapped the idea because she "didn't want to hurt her reputation." Exactly.

Jacko Gets Kanye, Akon for New "Thriller"?

At last, a bit of Michael Jackson news that doesn't induce a shudder or a shrug. FOX News is reporting that Jacko is putting together a 25th anniversary edition of "Thriller," and that four of the tracks from the original album are being redone for the new version.

"Billie Jean," "The Girl is Mine," "Wanna Be Starting Something" and "PYT" are being redone by none other than Kanye West, Akon, and

Party Favors: Fatone and Masterson Play Serious Poker ... Lindsay's Uncle Popped for DUI?

TMZ spotted Joey Fatone looking just a little frustrated with the cards he was dealt at Tuesday night's celebrity poker tourney hosted by Vail Resorts, and he shared his exasperation with other celeb guests like Danny Masterson, Shannon Elizabeth, and Robert Iler. ... Lindsay Lohan's uncle, Matthew Sullivan, was allegedly arrested for DWI in Long Island on Oct 3, and Page Six says he blew a .13 on the Breathalyzer, well over the legal limit of .03.


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This is probably the same person that told US they overheard Pink say she and her husband were divorcing. The pictures from this past weekend of Pink and Carey cheek to cheek makes US a bunch of liars.

2529 days ago

Lenn K.    

Pam Anderson is just a kook, with no real talent. Britney, it all played out and so are you. Michael Jackson just stay out of the public eye it's really over for you.

2529 days ago

Dawn Day    

Uh no Britney, You are the one that gets off by flash bulbs!

At Pam's Giant Pee Wash (BTW, the name is very appropriate) I bet wax jobs were included! I wonder if she cleaned rims as well?

2529 days ago

Mike B    

Pam is nothing but a broke whore! Plain and simple.

2529 days ago

Glisten Garbor    

Lance Bass seems like a nice guy..Britney should take his call. She could use some decent people around her right now.

2529 days ago


Britney doesn't need any old school wash-up boy to boy toy band member calling her.
What do they have in common? Britney is not trying to share her meat with another guy.
It's bad enough that she had to get a wash-up sitcom side kick supporting actor left over's., and a mutiple baby daddy father from just about every race of the world momma too.

2529 days ago


What is it with these Magazines? Did they run out of stuff to print? If this were true, why wasn't it out last week when it happened? What a bunch of low lives.

2529 days ago

Busted Celebrity    

Pamela Anderson & Britney Spears the celebrity naughty tape queens. We love ya girls!


2529 days ago


Pam didn't want to hurt her reputation. I think it's a little too damn late for that don't ya think you whore.

2529 days ago


Michael Jackson?
Wasn't he stoned in Bahrain?

2529 days ago

Internet Website Designs    

i love brit brit

2529 days ago


Britney you are right he is an "old fart." He won't listen to facts but is being persuaded by the media and the public. He should judge this on the facts and not worry that he is not going to get his 15 minutes of fame. Judges anymore are going after the spotlight rather than doing their job. Remember Paris? what a joke of a judge. Paris spent more time for her crime than anyone with the same charges. All for a few minutes of glory. Who judges the judges? Wake up judges and listen to facts. Maybe an out of work, and not workable, man is more capable of keeping kids. Well I guess he is as long as they good only Britney checks flow in every month.

2529 days ago


Since I was a paralegal for over 10 years and I have been in courtrooms and I know how judges act, I feel qualified to comment on this subject. What Brit-Brit doesn't realize is that judges are the closest things to God we have in the U.S. In short, judges can do whatever they want. They have the power. Brit-Brit does not have the power. It may not be fair, but at this time and place in history, it is a fact! IMHO, the only reason Paris Hilton went to jail was because her MOTHER insulted the judge in HIS courtroom. Momma Hilton put Paris in jail, not Paris' crimes! All the money in the world couldn't save stupid Paris from herself or her Momma! Since we all know Brit-Brit doesn't have the sense God gave a goat, Brit-Brit will put her own self in jail because for some reason (post-partum anyone?), Brit-Brit can't or won't keep her mouth shut! Some friendly advice for all of you celebs who will commit a crime, when you are standing in front of a judge: (1) follow your attorneys expensive advice (2) keep your relatives' mouths shut (3) keep your own mouth shut (4) bow before the almighty judge with humility and respect; and (4) do whatever the judge tells you to do! The celebs HAVE to respect the judge, the judge DOES NOT have to respect the celeb. Honestly - why is this so hard for these people?

2529 days ago


I really don't like K-Fed (or Britney for that matter), but K-Fed, apparently, does have a job.
He is an actor on One Tree Hill. So, for all you saying "get a job", well, he has one, so shut up. Even if they only pay him $25,000, thats still more than a lot of people make in a year. So get a grip people.

2529 days ago

Britney is CRAZY!    

OMG will people stop blaming Britney's behavior on POST PARTUM. Seriously. She started acting like a loon before she had kids. If you look at the definition of narcissitic personality disorder. Check it:

"Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is a pattern of self-centered or egotistical behavior that shows up in thinking and behavior in a lot of different situations and activities."

1. An exaggerated sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

2. Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. Believes he is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. Requires excessive admiration

5. Has a sense of entitlement

6. Selfishly takes advantage of others to achieve his own ends

7. Lacks empathy

8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9. Shows arrogant, haughty, patronizing, or contemptuous behaviors or attitudes

She has ALL of the symtoms. Drugs & Alcohol make NPD worse.

2529 days ago
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