America's Next Top Britney Expert

10/25/2007 4:20 PM PDT
Know-it-all former "Top Model" and MySpace blog addict Adrianne Curry is at it again, this time unleashing her enlightened wisdom on Britney Spears. From one train wreck to another!

TMZ caught the 25-year-old Brady bride on Wednesday, glossing her lips while gorging with fellow model/VH1 reality star Jeff Pickel -- at one of Brit's fave restaurants -- Taco Bell! As far as Spears is concerned, Curry advised her to, "Disappear, lose weight, take care of your kids, and then come back and knock our socks off."

That may be the "most smartest" thing Adrianne's ever said!