Mario Lopez Bares Almost All

Oh, Mario, Mario. After this pic, I though of you three times. I started thinking of you a fourth time, but my hand fell asleep. Estás BUENOTE! WOOF!

WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Show me more baby!!!!!!!!!!

VERY HOT!!

MORON

I think he is going for the 300 look>>>>>

A. He looks like an idiot and is way to enamored of himself.
B. He is a fool for wearing it.
C. He looks like a Chippendales loser.

oh my my my my my....whoa baby! i'm stammering here. that is just too sweet. thanks for finally giving the woman of TMZ's audience something to look at.

Holy Crap he's HOT! Nice buns.

Ok haters, there is NO denying this man is HOT! His date must be pissed...he stole her show. Sweet baby cakes. Thanks for improving my mood.

4. A. He looks like an idiot and is way to enamored of himself.
B. He is a fool for wearing it.
C. He looks like a Chippendales loser.

Posted at 2:12PM on Oct 30th 2007 by Curious in Connecticut
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WOW...Do I sense some jealousy there or what?!?!?!

A. HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE AND SHOULD BE WEARING THIS COSTUME ALL THE TIME! =)
B. HIS BUTT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!
C. FINALLY A CANDID PHOTO THE WOMEN OF TMZ CAN GOOGLE OVER!!! =)

#2 and #4...JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS!!!! This guy is INCREDIBLY SMOKING HOT. Go put another beer in your keg belly!

Hell he's the best lookin chipendales loser i have ever seen dont go gettin jealous.He is so sexy always has been always will be.

What kind of straight guy - narcissistic about his body or not - would wear this shiznit?

I'd say he's supposed to be a 'Troy' type ancient warrior.

Beautiful!!