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Just When You Thought It Was Safe ...

11/17/2007 6:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

"I'll catch this popwreck for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad mom. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This Britney, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant."

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brian    

first

2495 days ago
2.

Me    

I love britney!!!

2495 days ago
3.

Nun    

?

2495 days ago
4.

Hal    

Save the Children!

2495 days ago
5.

Wick    

What's so cool about being first? Lame! lol, oh how fun!

2495 days ago
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liz, fla    

STUPID BITCH IS OUT AGIAN!

2495 days ago
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liz, fla    

YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE JD - IF SHE IS OUR IDOL SAD SAD SAD! SHE IS DONE!

2495 days ago
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liz, fla    

STUPID TRAIN WRECK IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

2495 days ago
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liz, fla    

STUPID TRAIN WRECK IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

2495 days ago
10.

Dog is a racist mutt!    

Simple, yet amusing! Jaws is so perfect, but you should have shown a faked bloody flattened foot thrashing around on the pavement as a set of tires roles by ( with Mercedes hubs)! Nice smirk factor. ;-J

2495 days ago
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Judge Dredd Locks    

The only thing sadder than a carney freak show, is when the freak doesn't get why they are on display.. The fans twit still has, are a few crumbs left over in the aftermath, of seeing who and what she really is. They are dullards, just as delusional and strange as she is.

Post Number 4 said, IF SHE IS OUR IDOL SAD SAD SAD! SHE IS DONE!

May I add, if she is our idol, we are all done. What a disgraceful mark on our society....

2495 days ago
12.

jon    

she must drink waay too much - somebody stop her already

2495 days ago
13.

Gladys Santiago    

who iz surprized at diis...shiz a craziiie bi-atch... je je/ lolz

2495 days ago
14.

Massaline    

omg call the looney bin. cause god forbid she leaves her house....come on people!!! tmz couldn't make up anything about her today so they shoot a wack ass clip and put some jaws music on it and slap a dumb ass tittle on it and call it news.

2495 days ago
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Lorelei    

How the hell can she see anything when it's dark and she's wearing sunglasses? Why would she wear them at night when she's driving? Crazy bitch! She's gonna kill someone one of these days.

2495 days ago
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