"I'll catch this popwreck for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad mom. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This Britney, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant."