Mating Season for Indigenous Gummi Bear?

As winter approaches, the rarely elusive Gummi Bear appeared outside of Mr. Chow -- to fill his belly with fish for his brief hibernation, and to attempt mating, maybe. The beauty of nature!


The fierce Gummi, known for its love of food and for its changing blonde fur, attracted several others of the loopy blonde species.

Will the bear choose Lorenzo Lamas' ex Shauna Sand, or former Mess Nevada, Katie Rees? Or are they not his type?



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, katie reese, KatieReese, shauna sands, ShaunaSands

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1. they suck

Posted at 11:59AM on Nov 24th 2007 by they suk

2. FIRST!!! who cares

Posted at 12:01PM on Nov 24th 2007 by ga

3. Only someone who cant spell cutie would think that fat bastard is cute!

Posted at 12:05PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Mike Uderhertz

4. Naked videos here!!! LOL

Posted at 6:16AM on Nov 25th 2007 by naturistspace.org

5. Who the hell is this guy?! I never even heard of him!

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Edwin

6. I thought he said he was gay? What the heck ever!!!

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 24th 2007 by fun-fun

7. Sure he may be a little on the plump side, but I bet the fat people typing out the rude comments need 10x the amount of ass space that Gummi does!

Posted at 12:29PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Sandy

8. Oh, cuddly, cuddly Gummi Bear. So warm and loving. We need more of this in Hollywood!!!

XOXOXOXO

Posted at 2:21PM on Nov 24th 2007 by she smiled

9. Some unknown fat guy leaves a restaurant. Yeah, that's news, alright.

Is this whole enterprise here to prove just how far can you guys crawl up your own ass?

Are we supposed to know or care who "Gummi Bear" is?

Posted at 12:41PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Mortimer

10. i would like to think i would never be so desperate for money/fame as to pimp myself out to that guy. some girls have no self-respect. all they see $$$ apparently...ew. i jus couldn't do it.

Posted at 12:48PM on Nov 24th 2007 by lala

11. he's kinda greasy too like his bro~ but greasy is hotter!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:57PM on Nov 24th 2007 by jen

12. He's threatening the native villagers and needs to be put down.

Posted at 1:01PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Bushwa

13. Ew, ew, Aaaaand EW!

Posted at 1:15PM on Nov 24th 2007 by JessB

14. gummi the man

Posted at 1:26PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Logo Designers

15. get off gummi's tummy

Posted at 1:27PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Logo Designers

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