Frenemies Who Lunch

1. Paris is hot, hot, hot. Why don't you guys do enough stories on this ultra talented, sophisticated hot babe?

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 27th 2007 by HL

2. parasite cant stand the fact that nicole is having a baby and she's not....any sperm that crawls up parasites tunnel is commiting suicide.

shes jealous of nicole

Posted at 12:07PM on Nov 27th 2007 by anonymous

3. why is this news?

Posted at 12:35PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Moe

4. Gee Nicole isn't that bright is she. Her "friend" sells pic of her baby shower to the tabs and the dumb bitch still has lunch with her.

Posted at 12:42PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Duh

5. You know most of these "incidents" don't bother the people involved.....it's the news media that blows it all out of sorts.............

Posted at 1:10PM on Nov 27th 2007 by LuvUBrit

6. EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Herpy-pAris Hilton

7. Paris doesn't need the cash, grandpa took care of that, she's just jealous of nicole and what she now has and Paris is still the whore slumming the clubs...

Posted at 1:16PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Trin

8. To HL: Your post is the funniest one I have read today!

Posted at 2:06PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Aunt Godmother

9. To HL:

The funniest part about your post is that you're probably serious!

Posted at 2:35PM on Nov 27th 2007 by May

10. yawn..


thank god they are both sooo over..
(smiles..haha )

Posted at 2:38PM on Nov 27th 2007 by NYCBabe

11. Oh please, Nicole is an attention wh#re and LOVED it that Paris sold the pics, it was probably Nicole's idea in the first place. But anything that gets Nicole out of the house is a huge favor to Joel, he is sick to death of the needy whiny Nicole. Mags are full of how Joel cooks for Nicole and waits on her like he's a slave, and even though he lets himself be used like this because he wants to get his hands on Nicole's money, Joel is already tired of this. So Nicole is "well" enough to do lunch and shop, but when she is home, Joel has to do everything, even feed her - what a phony lazy b#tch, got pregnant just to trap Joel cuz no guy would stick with her, then she uses the pregnancy to make a slave out of Joel.

Yeah, like Nicole would ever mind seeing herself in all the mags, LOL. The lunch with Paris was probably a thank you lunch from Nicole because Paris was successful getting the pictures out everywhere without it looking like Nicole the no-talent/no-class attention wh#re had anything to do with it.

Posted at 3:32PM on Nov 27th 2007 by ossie

12. Paris is hot, hot, hot. Why don't you guys do enough stories on this ultra talented, sophisticated hot babe?

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 27th 2007 by HL

Ugh, let's see. Umm, yup, waste of ink. waste of paper, waste of computer space and most importantly, a waste of time. Need any more reasons dumbass. Oh, and by the way, doing a porno does not qualify you as talented. As for sophisticated, well, ya might want to look that word up in the dictionary, and I am sure it won't say Paris. Mind you, if you look under things like skank, slut, tramp, whore, and so on, you will probably find her name in capital letters. Anyway, shouldn't you be in school, cause I'm thinking that you must be a young un cause no sane adult would be dumb enough to idolize such a hugh piece of trash like Parisite. At least not one in their right mind.

Posted at 4:16PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Spurs

13. These girls don't know how to be friends with anyone. They are backstabbers who would do your daddy if they knew they could. So let them hang out with each other and let's see how soon before Paris is doing Nicoles leftovers.

Posted at 5:12PM on Nov 27th 2007 by cee chick

14. Dear Paris,

I want to hold you in my hairy arms.
I want to give you a big furry hug.
You are so sweet and lovable.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:24PM on Nov 27th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

15. Hey Paris, I heard you pulled out a bunch of pictures of yourself at Nicole's shower and flashed them around. It was supposed to be Nicoles day, a normal person would know that. Real classy......
What does Nicole owe you that she had to pay you back with the photo op at lunch the other day?
I bet it smarts that she is getting more attention than you these days.

Posted at 11:34PM on Nov 27th 2007 by JAM