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Paris Flees from Random Pecker

12/1/2007 3:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A befuddled Paris Hilton hopped into the wrong SUV last night outside of the Ariva party Crimson -- where a random rider got randy with her facial real estate. Special delivery!


Watch Paris' priceless reaction -- and the speed with which the hotel hottie high-heels it home!

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Thats One Ugly Skanky Hoe    

Wouldnt want anyone to catch anything.

Run Paris Run

2466 days ago
2.

800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

I want to hold you in my hairy arms.
I want to give you a big furry hug.
You are so sweet and adorable.

800 Pound Gorilla.

2466 days ago
3.

He's Boring now    

Cant handle the real world Paris?

2466 days ago
4.

JEEZLOUISE    

shes so digusting

2466 days ago
5.

jeezlouise    

Where is that paid escort queen she has been dragging around? Go home - you bore us......

2466 days ago
6.

Nutage    

That's a hilarious look on her face...

2466 days ago
7.

TJ    

That Hollywood crowd (including paparazzi) are all ass kissers, phony, materialistic and narcissistic. I lived in L.A. for 10 LONG years and am so happy I am not there anymore. Southern California is a beautiful place full of ugly people!

2466 days ago
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Sharona    

You got to luv her....at least she has a sense of humor........

2466 days ago
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Thats One Ugly Skanky Hoe    

It is a wonder that Paris didnt charge that guy for sitting in his SUV. She is such a bottom feeding parasite. No Talent, No Looks, Dresses like a Hooker. She is a celebrity wannabe. There are more people lauging at you Paris than likes you.
The paparazzi only want you to mess up so they can make money off of the photos.
Crawl back under your rock and leave everyone alone.

2466 days ago
10.

aqualung    

WASTED NUMBSKULL.

2466 days ago
11.

lala    

aw shes cute
love her

2466 days ago
12.

AUNT DAR    

HOW CAN ANYBODY BE THAT DUMB... TO GET IN THE WRONG VEHICLE?
WAS SHE WASTED? CUZ, SHE SAID SHE HAD QUIT DRINKING AND
THAT SHE DOESN'T DO DRUGS...
SOOOO, WHAT THE ----?
OR WAS IT BECAUSE SHE WAS ON HER CELL PHONE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION....
HOW FUNNY!...

2466 days ago
13.

Lucy    

Run Paris Run

2466 days ago
14.

Big Daddy    

***** FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THAT PARIS RAN FORM A "PECKER" ********

2466 days ago
15.

Tangie    

God, she makes me embarrassed to be a woman...

2466 days ago
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