Dear Paris,
I want to hold you in my hairy arms.
I want to give you a big furry hug.
You are so sweet and adorable.
800 Pound Gorilla.
That Hollywood crowd (including paparazzi) are all ass kissers, phony, materialistic and narcissistic. I lived in L.A. for 10 LONG years and am so happy I am not there anymore. Southern California is a beautiful place full of ugly people!
It is a wonder that Paris didnt charge that guy for sitting in his SUV. She is such a bottom feeding parasite. No Talent, No Looks, Dresses like a Hooker. She is a celebrity wannabe. There are more people lauging at you Paris than likes you.
The paparazzi only want you to mess up so they can make money off of the photos.
Crawl back under your rock and leave everyone alone.
HOW CAN ANYBODY BE THAT DUMB... TO GET IN THE WRONG VEHICLE?
WAS SHE WASTED? CUZ, SHE SAID SHE HAD QUIT DRINKING AND
THAT SHE DOESN'T DO DRUGS...
SOOOO, WHAT THE ----?
OR WAS IT BECAUSE SHE WAS ON HER CELL PHONE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION....
HOW FUNNY!...
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