Paris Flees from Random Pecker

1. Wouldnt want anyone to catch anything.

Run Paris Run

Posted at 1:03PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Gene Simmons

2. Dear Paris,

I want to hold you in my hairy arms.
I want to give you a big furry hug.
You are so sweet and adorable.

800 Pound Gorilla.

Posted at 1:04PM on Dec 1st 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

3. Cant handle the real world Paris?

Posted at 1:16PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Flea Flicker

4. shes so digusting

Posted at 1:15PM on Dec 1st 2007 by gross- i was hoping she would stay home for awile

5. Where is that paid escort queen she has been dragging around? Go home - you bore us......

Posted at 1:07PM on Dec 1st 2007 by gross- i was hoping she would stay home for awile

6. That's a hilarious look on her face...

Posted at 1:11PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Nutage.com

7. That Hollywood crowd (including paparazzi) are all ass kissers, phony, materialistic and narcissistic. I lived in L.A. for 10 LONG years and am so happy I am not there anymore. Southern California is a beautiful place full of ugly people!

Posted at 1:13PM on Dec 1st 2007 by London Rules

8. You got to luv her....at least she has a sense of humor........

Posted at 1:16PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Sam

9. It is a wonder that Paris didnt charge that guy for sitting in his SUV. She is such a bottom feeding parasite. No Talent, No Looks, Dresses like a Hooker. She is a celebrity wannabe. There are more people lauging at you Paris than likes you.
The paparazzi only want you to mess up so they can make money off of the photos.
Crawl back under your rock and leave everyone alone.

Posted at 1:15PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Two Headed Turtle

10. WASTED NUMBSKULL.

Posted at 1:18PM on Dec 1st 2007 by liquor in the front

11. aw shes cute
love her

Posted at 1:19PM on Dec 1st 2007 by He he

12. HOW CAN ANYBODY BE THAT DUMB... TO GET IN THE WRONG VEHICLE?
WAS SHE WASTED? CUZ, SHE SAID SHE HAD QUIT DRINKING AND
THAT SHE DOESN'T DO DRUGS...
SOOOO, WHAT THE ----?
OR WAS IT BECAUSE SHE WAS ON HER CELL PHONE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION....
HOW FUNNY!...

Posted at 1:25PM on Dec 1st 2007 by AUNT DAR

13. Run Paris Run

Posted at 1:26PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Lucy

14. ***** FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THAT PARIS RAN FORM A "PECKER" ********

Posted at 1:30PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Big Daddy

15. God, she makes me embarrassed to be a woman...

Posted at 1:42PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Tam