1. FIRST!!!

YOU MUST ALL BOW TO ME CAUSE I'M FIRST!!!!!!!11

FIRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

P.S. WHO CARES, BRIT, DIE ALREADY!

Posted at 9:08AM on Dec 5th 2007 by FIRST

2. Now I understand why Britney bought a 604 Horsepower vehicle... it makes those gas station trips mandatory.

Thanks

Posted at 9:08AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Conky

3. Ahh 1st, how sweet it is.

Posted at 9:08AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Will

4. it's really getting old with this loser...............shape up woman!!!

Posted at 9:08AM on Dec 5th 2007 by I love tats....

5. So, in the world of TMZ this is a story because?

Posted at 9:08AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Real

6. 3. Ahh 1st, how sweet it is.

Posted at 9:08AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Will

nope sorry your THIRD!!! I WAS FIRST, BOW TO ME!

Posted at 9:10AM on Dec 5th 2007 by FIRST

7. Hey #1 First! Your victories in life must be far and few between. Being first to post on TMZ is no big accomplishment in fact, it makes us wonder if you have anything else to do.

Posted at 9:10AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Simple

8. You know I left TMZ for like a week thinking
maybe they will get rid of these spammers....
guess i was wrong!!

oh well, maybe i'll give them am month this time.........

Posted at 9:12AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Stoopit

9. he is not her new guy but he looks cute

Posted at 9:17AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Don't belive TMZ or the TABLOIDS

10. WOW, I just checked out TMZ for the first time -- WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP. It seems to be written by a bunch of gossip sorority girls and frat boys who never figured out that adolesence is over. There's a whole world out there beyond Britney and Brad -- does anyone know there are two wars and a economic crisis going on? Jesus, this site really does appeal to human ignorance. I wont be back.

Posted at 9:22AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Gino

11. Something's the matter with her.

He's probably a some hillbilly she picked up.

She's a skank and a whore.

Posted at 9:23AM on Dec 5th 2007 by rockin' johnny

12. Run Robert

Posted at 9:31AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Dontclaimtobeperfect

13. How many cars does she have to hit before her license is revoked??? She is a train wreck.

Posted at 9:37AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Helen

14. So what if she is seeing someone k-fed has woman at his house so what's the difference Harvey ? Why do you feel it's necessary to stalk this woman !!

Posted at 9:39AM on Dec 5th 2007 by same people

15. I hate Britney for wearing fur. She is a self absorbed "human" being.
Fur is cruel and I hate celebrities who wear fur. They should be forced to watch a PETA video on behind the scenes of the fur industry. They have to be really cold hearted bitches to wear fur after that. But from the looks of it Britney, Madonna, Eve, Mary J all seem like cold hearted bitches. I hope they burn in hell.

Posted at 9:43AM on Dec 5th 2007 by Amy S