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Sex Sells -- Caskets?

12/6/2007 6:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.

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46.

judy    

uh, it's calenDAR. Don't want you looking stupid.

2458 days ago
47.

linda    

Unfortunately sex can sell anything. Its even in our childrens toys for god sakes. Nothing surprizes me on this topic. And of course whose to blame ...men. Cause that pic is sure as hell not geared toward women.

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2458 days ago
48.

D.H    

This has to be the stupidest idea for a calender!...Who the hell is going to buy this except for the emo's and goth's.... *sighs*

2458 days ago
49.

Laura    

What is that?! America's Next Top Hoochie?!

2458 days ago
50.

val    

TMZ just stinks and sinks lower and lower. Where's litte Harvey's photo.. after TMZ bashed JLo's husband as being tiny, pretending Harvey Levin isn't almost a foot shorter than him. Harvey may only be five foot tall .. and he's thinking bout dying here .. what gargage TMZ is involved in to make a buck... I can't wait till they get sued big time. That wiill make me happy after they've discrimated against and treated so many people badly.

2458 days ago
51.

Lori    

Dont mind the coffins but the women are skanky! Icky...wanna be barnyard porn stars?

2458 days ago
52.

marge    

uh... are they promoting necrophilia ? [ie, it means erotic attraction and sexual contact with corpses, for those wondering]

2458 days ago
53.

mommyof4    

Yeah sorry but a slut in front of a casket is not a great selling point.

2458 days ago
54.

Another Black Season    

I'm sorry those chicks will put me in early grave.

2458 days ago
55.

Party 'till you die!    

Goths/Satanists/Weirdos must be going nuts for this calender!

2458 days ago
56.

Party 'till you die!    

calendar, 'scuse me!

2458 days ago
57.

SuperStarSteve    

I like the dark earthy colors of "October", but I have to admit "June" looks very inviting.
However I do take exception to the funeral wear togs of all these gals. Who gets buried in a bathing suit? Has anyone been to a funeral where the deseased had a low cut, cleavage bearing dress/top on? How awkward! What about a casket for those of us who want to be buried spread eagled "just in case"?

2458 days ago
58.

The Ghost of Humor Past    

I've purchased this calender for the past couple of years. It's great!

2458 days ago
59.

SHE'S AN ATTENTION WHORE    

Great. Now TMZ is promoting Necrophelia. "Hey, I'm dead, but I'm lifting my skirt to show you where I want you to hammer the hell out of me". Way to go, TMZ...

2458 days ago
60.

Kelli    

A new low for TMZ. Congrats.

2458 days ago
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