YouTube hissy fitter Chris Crocker went to Hyde last night to celebrate his 20th birthday -- but ended up just blowing out the candles on his 15 minutes of fame. Burn!
Country Crock was turned down for the first time at the super exclusive Sunset Blvd. saloon, where the derailed weeper made a good point: "If they won't let Aries Spears in, they shouldn't let me in."
At least he knows.