16. He's an incredible talent! He was included in Eric Clapton's Crossroads, and he impressed me. WOW!

Posted at 1:35PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Madame

17. His 15 mins are over

Posted at 2:08PM on Dec 10th 2007 by sandra

18. His head is too big for his body.

Looks like Kip Dynamite.

Posted at 2:16PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Nastybasket

19. I'm so sick of him. Bored of his voice, and his boring music. Who cares who he is dating or what he's doing next. Just jump and let us obsess about someone more interesting, like the doorman's cousin at the Mondrian hotel. Or Loretta Swit's mechanic.

Posted at 2:18PM on Dec 10th 2007 by always double space after the end of a sentence.

20. SUPERDOUCHE MANHO is posing for his annual Christmas card photo. Talk about a posterchild for birth control, this dipstick's got the look to scare off any potential prospect within the thirty mile zone. Get a new Supercut lintlicker.

Posted at 2:53PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Elementa

21. jump please and take jessica with you

Posted at 3:18PM on Dec 10th 2007 by rae

22. I am not a fan of John Meyer...can't stand the guy. He sings horribly. How can anyone understand what the heck he is saying? Sounds like he is whining to me... But I AM A fan of TMZ even moreso now.. I see they removed that idiot advertising post. Those morons are filling up EVERY blog on AOL with their stupipd advertising and AOL Is doing nothing about it. I'm glad to see that TMZ isn't putting up with it.. makes it more pleasant to read and post here.. Thanks TMZ for removing a MAJOR annoyance!! Keep on removing the idiots! Personally, they make my blood boil!

Posted at 3:23PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Meme

23. Somebody push John off that fence! Better yet, John jump off of it.......your an insufferable bore!

Posted at 4:16PM on Dec 10th 2007 by PIPPY

24. ...you know there's just a dusty little hill in front of him...and if he did 'felled', he'd just write some whiney song about it (some suggestions; singing): and then i fell and bumped my kneeeeeeeeeees. i looked up and all i saw was treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess. and there was dust all up in my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair. but i'm a rocker and i don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 10th 2007 by lamalongfinger

25. Personally, I have always loved John Meyer. His song "No Such Thing" is truly an instant classic. Additionally, I can listen to his songs over and over and never get bored with them. His ability to channel the energy and musical vibe of Jimi Hendrix is truly unmatched.

I agree though, I started to like his personna much less right when he started seeing Jessica Simpson. Here I thought he was all evolved and spiritual yet he was going out with such a major airhead. Just couldn't wrap my head around that.

I think he is overexposed and should lay low for a few months. I don't like him on the Hollywood scene as I don't think it is cohesive with his projected 'evolvedness'. Just my 2 cents!

It is possible I lost some respect for John Mayer when Harvey Levin announced on TV that he loved him. *lol*

Posted at 4:54PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Surferess

26. Just one little push or 1 gust of wind! Damn where were the Santa Ana's that day = (

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Kim

27. someone whisper ''jump' very softly into his ear so he thinks it is himself saying it.

Posted at 6:24PM on Dec 10th 2007 by Reality Chick

28. OH GOD ALREADY JUMP PLEASE JUMP PRAY 1ST

Posted at 1:51AM on Dec 11th 2007 by WHO CARES

29. Some of you are just plain haters!!! He such a nice guy and has an amazing personality! Not to mention I think that he deserves some respect considering he is an incredible artist and a kick ass guitar player!

Posted at 8:48PM on Dec 11th 2007 by Ryley

30. actually, Minka Kelly was there. on other websites, there are pictures of Minka and John at this shoot.

Posted at 11:30PM on Dec 12th 2007 by chris