Who needs Santa Claus when Mario Lopez is handing out implants?
The hunky "Dancing with The Stars" runner-up pimped himself out again last night -- this time to host a train wreck called "Boobs Or Bust 2" at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas. Nice work if you can get it!
TMZ caught Super Mario burning up the dance floor with a group of pint-size Spice Girl look-a-likes from Beacher's Madhouse before one needy patron was eventually awarded $5000 toward a new set of knockers -- just for shakin' her half-naked junk in front of complete strangers.
Her parents must be so proud!