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Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

12/13/2007 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!

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76.

800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

Dance for me princess Paris!
You are so hot!

800 Pound Gorilla

2445 days ago
77.

whateva    

Have to agree with you on that one #4 - also what happened to the shelter for released prison moms and their kids she was talking about opening.

2445 days ago
78.

james    

she is Bright Good Looking & Smart leave her alone bashers problem is we cant all be Paris Hilton Love you Paris

2445 days ago
79.

Anonymous Supporter    

Funny no one cares except TMZ... Everyone is bored with attention whores like Paris, Lindsey, and Britney.

2445 days ago
80.

Party 'till you die!    

Vat ist this Schwein Hund doing here? Heads vill rrrroll!!!! Heads vill rrroll!!!


Hogan-ese to English translation:
We are Not amused by the pedantic antics of this American pig dog! What is she doing here? I blame this on the perfusion of cheap idolized American media whores upon our delicate European sensibilities. Please remove this trash heap from our fine establishment.

2445 days ago
81.

Rose    

Very funny (and terribly true) post. However, a "Berliner" literally translates to "Doughnut" in German. One of our presidents made the same mistake when in Berlin. He tried to say it like the you say "New Yorker" , but it doesn't mean the same thing! HAHAHA

2445 days ago
82.

R.Zimmerman    

If she can't get the Germans ( a group well known for and proud of their kinky, deviant appetites) to even take a look at her antics, her time has just stood still.

2445 days ago
83.

Big Ol' Nobody    

I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris ♥
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris ♥
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris
I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris

2445 days ago
84.

Johny No Cash    

Is there any place in the world where she doesn't have to be the center of attantion?!

2445 days ago
85.

Just Wondering    

Herpes wonky eye infected whore!!! She's a disgrace for human race!!!

She's already infected our country with her herpes and now she's going overseas to infect other countries with STD and genital warts!!!

2445 days ago
86.

gullibleminions    

Hey post #79...copycat...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying???

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Paris; the town bike

2445 days ago
87.

OhReally!    

She needs a few more days in the County jail. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/

2445 days ago
88.

NYCBabe    

She is a worthless barnacle desperate for attention.

Hahahaha!!..... Barnacle!!



Barnacle : a (useless ) hardened shell that in adulthood attaches itself and leaches off of a providing host

2445 days ago
89.

Roxy    

Cool Boots

2445 days ago
90.

gullibleminions    

NYC-babe.....good one! I embrace that....Paris the Barnicle... thx....


lol--~

2445 days ago
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