Aloha, Greasy

12/26/2007 12:49 PM PST
Once your eyebrows have been plucked to pointed and arched perfection, and your grease-catching cap is perfectly in place, it's time to take a break from your harried life as a socialite clubmonger -- to have a smoke and send a few texts. That's life for Greasy Bear in Hawaii. *puff puff*

The oily heir and his portlier brother, Gummi, have been spending their holiday week in the islands, foraging for pineapples and Ahi tuna -- and generally lumbering about, as bears are wont to do. Note the trimmed fur usually not seen on this species.