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Aloha, Greasy

12/26/2007 12:49 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Once your eyebrows have been plucked to pointed and arched perfection, and your grease-catching cap is perfectly in place, it's time to take a break from your harried life as a socialite clubmonger -- to have a smoke and send a few texts. That's life for Greasy Bear in Hawaii. *puff puff*

The oily heir and his portlier brother, Gummi, have been spending their holiday week in the islands, foraging for pineapples and Ahi tuna -- and generally lumbering about, as bears are wont to do. Note the trimmed fur usually not seen on this species.

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Spike    

Hit the gym slimeball

2471 days ago
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NIK    

I still think he's hot no matter what anyone says.

2471 days ago
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nacho    

#1 - I think people get down on these guys so much is because they have been and always be given anything and everything in life for doing absolutely nothing but being greasy gross pigs. Do something positive with their money and perhaps people won't be so down on them.

2471 days ago
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boredatwork    

Obviously he is wealthy. Obviously he has body secretion issues!!! Ughh!!!! Soap & shampoo stat!!!

2471 days ago
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Lana Caine    

Hope the two of them stay there, away from the mainland. Has someone notified the Coast Guard/EPA/FEMA in the event of either of them taking a dip in the ocean? What a lovely sight that would be--the handsome, svelte Zarif brothers (don't be fooled into using the Davis name--these self-hating slobs will do anything to hide their past) half nekkid on the beach.

2471 days ago
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roughdaddy    

why is tmz keep reporting on this guy? or his brother,,,its not like his going to take over the family business,,,hes not even being groomed for that job!!!!

2471 days ago
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Hmm    

People are jealous. It is sad how they hate on this guy just to make themselves feel better.

2471 days ago
8.

Louis    

*Yawn*.....next!

2471 days ago
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Dan    

THAT GUY IS SO GROSS. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A SLIMEBALL LOOKS LIKE, IT'S BRANDON DAVIS. WHAT A LOSER.

2471 days ago
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metrosexual my ass    

Any man who plucks like that is a pole smoker.

2471 days ago
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bookwibble    

He actually looks rather attractive in this photo.

2471 days ago
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Standards are badly needed.    

Look where he is right now, and then look where you are.
Unibrow removed, greasy or not, I'd rather be where he and his brother are right now.

2471 days ago
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Jennifer    

Ok. I thought this was funny. You may have seen it before on Wikipedia: "His skin and hair are often shiny or oily in appearance and as a result, many people refer to him as the "oily oil heir," and, "Greasy Bear."

2471 days ago
14.

ms    

He looks really "buff" and handsome in this photo - like a young Stallone!

2471 days ago
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Daneen    

OK nothing for nothing but that man's hair is the proverbial oil slick. If he's going to manscape the brows you'd think he'd go for the gusto and get an updated 'do.

2471 days ago
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