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Bill to Hil -- I Could Eat You Alive!

12/31/2007 12:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Bill Clinton can't help himself -- he's upstaging Hillary in the most important department of all -- the Kitchen Cabinet.
Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton
We've been snooping around Des Moines restaurants and the picture is clear; while Hillary cuts and runs, Bill just can't get him enough local flavor. At Muscatine Family Style Restaurant, a waitress tells TMZ both Bill and Hil have come in multiple times, but never together. Bill, it turns out, is some kinda tipper. Once the bill totaled $68 and Bubba left a $26 thank you. Another time he left $48 on a "small tab." He orders burgers and chicken sandwiches, and he lingers ... and lingers. Once the Secret Service told the owner that the Prez would be there for only 15 minutes. More than an hour later, Bill was still chatting up customers.

Hillary, on the other hand, likes her some take-out. She recently had a hankerin' for jalapeno peppers and mozzarella sticks. And Bill wonders why she gets cranky? In Hillary's defense, she once ordered herbal tea to chill, but the restaurant didn't stock it.

Hillary says her favorite restaurant in Des Moines is Azalea -- at least that what she tells a waitress. She eats lite, fancying organic chicken -- she hates them artificial breasts. Again, take-out is usually the order of the day. Bill came in with her once, but didn't eat -- he just schmoozed. A waitress says Hil's aides pay the bills and tip "generously."

And Des Moines is famous for its delis, right? Bill, Hil and Chelsea like Palmer's Deli. Bill and Hil always come separately. As for tipping, no problemo, because the restaurant doesn't accept gratuities -- WTF? Bill likes ham and cheese sandwiches on wheat, while the girls like the veggie omelet.

Barack went to Palmer's once, but ate nothin'. A manager tells us, only Dems have come to his joint. They've invited Republicans but got radio silence.

And a warning to the Clintons -- Big Daddy's BBQ is dangerous. A waitress told us when Al Gore was running for Prez, he was overcome by the hot sauce, ran into the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of milk. Clearly that hot sauce doesn't come from New York City -- NEW YORK CITY?!!

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Keshiabobeshia    

And we care about this why? Their humans, they eat food, big woop. You guys must be running low on stories.

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Keshiabobeshia    

Why is this even "Exclusive"?

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I LOVE MY 3 CHILDREN THAT I DID NOT MURDER!!    

Of course bill (I wont capitalize his name, cuz he isn't important enough) hangs around the diner awhile, he is looking for his next monica so he can cheat on his crook of a wife, then lie under oath to the american public and have his stupid wife stay with him and look more stupid, oh and then write a book about it and have dumb ppl buy it and allow him to make money on being a lying, cheating president. He always has looked SLEAZY. Hanging at the restaurant makes it worse tring to sleaze his way by talking to the customers, i wouldnt waste my breath talking to him or her!

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MUCHISMO    

At least Bubba and his lady are big tippers. There are plenty of celebrities that are not good tippers. If TMZ really wanted to do a story, they would expose the celebs that are light tippers.

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windy    

bill like his food. fatty.

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internet    

LOL;

Just think of it - those waitresses will now have many anecdotes that they will share for the rest of their ordinary lives with HUNDREDS of people

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Deep Background    

You know that Bill likes his food. I remember a SNL skit from the mid-90s when he was in a fast food place explaining the issues with warloads in Somalia and the way they were keeping food from the starving masses. He'd grap someone hamburg and say warloads! Get that picture of Hillary makes her look like she has a migraine or something!

2307 days ago
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Bob. My name is the same forwards and backwards    

I'm SO glad that she will never be in the White Hourse again. Sorry libs, but a good ole' Republican is going to be back in there. There's not a chance in hell that a woman or an African American will be voted into the White House.

I'm being racists, I'm just sayin'...

2307 days ago
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Nicks    

Don't worry... we're only hours away from another Britney/gas station photo op/publicity stunt/gas'n'go story!

2307 days ago
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He's just another Idiot    

Hillary looks older evey time I see her picture. Bill always looks like he's looking for his next lay. We better hope these two lying power mad people aren't in the White House again. Oh, well, I'm not going to worry. American people are smarter than to vote for that Witch and her nasty husband.

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SanityLost    

SERIOUSLY???? How is this even on here??? ???? Who okay's this crap to be posted???? There is no way that this is important to ANYONE

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GRANDMA & DANIELYNN.......    

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT !!

Republicans just can't stand it! they are deaf, dumb and blind with their ugly, poor excuse of president Bush!, he is a big liar, deceiver, and evil. If he hasn't cheat on his wife is probably because....... look at thim! who would want to go out with him?? be real! he is sooo ugly,!!!

2307 days ago
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George Herbert Walker Chicken    

Hillary IS a Republican and she WILL make a great Republican President. Turn the volume down on the Rush Limbaugh show and examine the facts: Hillary is more conservative than Rudy or Romney; to beat her you're going to have to do a lot better than a lazy actor or a creepy southern preacher.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GRANDMA & DANIELYNN.......    



INSECURE REPUBLICANS JUST FEAR THAT HILLARY AND LOVABLE, INTELLIGENT AND CHARMING BILL CLINTON may OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN. REPUBLICANS ARE VERY INMATURE AND INSECURE, HATEFUL and liars TOO.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GRANDMA & DANIELYNN.......    

Bill Clinton was a GREAT PRESIDENT, left a big surplus and didn't wast money by the billions like liar George Bush.

Bill Clinton affair didn't kill anyone, criminal Bush/Chenney lies had and still are. Not sure who to blame the most Bush of the brainles people who re-elected him twice. Well....the second time he was not re-elect he was selected by his sweety KATHERINE HARRIS. She and his brother Jeff Bush helped him to still the presidency from Algore.

Bush have made a mess and have disgraced America's good name before the world!



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