Brit Shows for Depo -- Then Splits

1. Maybe she ran to the gas station to go potty. Hopefully she didn't forget her shoes.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Jizy

2. OUCH!!!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Karin

3. OUCH!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Karin

4. Was she hot and not wearing panties ?

If so show us the proof !

Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by U.S-male

5. CAUSE SHE IS A FRIGGIN NUT CASE IS WHY SHE BOLTED
SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE NEAREST NUT HOUSE AND CHECK IF FOR A LONG LONG TIME

Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by mommy dearest

6. How long do you think it takes to jerk Vince off and give him Anal. 45 minutes sounds about right to me. Take your stained dress and get the F out of there Brit Brit.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Brit Ate Paris

7. IF KEV'S LAWYERS HAD OFFERED HER A FRAP AND A NEW PUPPY SHE WOULD HAVE STAYED JUST A LIKKLE BIT LONGER.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by mia

8. Didn't think she'd stay long.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by the DQ

9. Or maybe she ran to the nearest hotel to get her fix................

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by cayman

10. Woke up this morning, it's a brighter day
I looked in the mirror, saw a new face
Cause I got myself together, steppin' in time
Everything's better, this day is mine

How do I look? you look good!
How do I feel? you feel good!
How do I look? you look good!
You're looking good and feeling gorgeous

Well, she walks real steady
In her high heel steppers
She got lots of style
She got lots of class

Yes I'm confident and self-assured
No holdin' back, not like before
Cause I know what I want, can't settle for less
Not tryin' to flaunt it, I just want the best

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Rupaul

11. Britney Baby! You need to get control of your life. I know, you felt lost as a child, and that your mom stayed from you, but your kids NEED A MOTHER HONEY! You are a wonderful person and a very talented and beautiful girl, but you need to do whats right. We all want to see you succeed in life again, just please take it seriously, I don't want you to end up like Anna Nicole Smith (may god rest her soul).

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Worried

12. Press conference to discuss final divorce terms.

Brit has decided to donate her children to Brad and Angie. K-Fed will get one house, a can of Red Bull, and a gold chain.

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Brits New New New New Lawyer

13. I hate when TMZ think they know everything. "Clearly" they don't. Unless K-Fed's lawyers provided TMZ with a list of the questions and TMZ knows that it would have taken longer than 45 minutes to ask them all, without them being answered, then obviously it IS possible, just not pobable, for Britney to answer all of the questions. TMZ just likes to make up things. That's all they ever do - make up stores and call it news. How about deeming everything "BREAKING STORY" instead of "BREAKING NEWS" because the News is mostly facts, not presumption.

Posted at 3:22PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Team Brit

14. I'm sure she left because her attorneys QUIT yesterday.
I'm sure it was a LEGAL PLAY by the attys, as well.
A last ditch effort to get out of the depo

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by kellygrrrl

15. SHE BOLTED BECAUSE SHE HEARD LINDSAY FELL OFF THE WAGON AND WOULD NOT BE OVER DONE. THAT BITCH IS HITTING A HOLTEL FOR A FEW LINES....

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Livy