Fashion
The Drapes Still Match the Mankini

Fashion guru Giorgio Armani was caught on a Caribbean beach on Wednesday, sporting that same old banana hammock he's been flaunting for some time now. Time to hang it up, signor!


No offense, of course, to the fabric draping god, but wouldn't it make more sense for someone in his line of work to be up to date with the hottest beachwear trends?

One thing to be grateful for: he didn't get wet.

Tags: armani, speedo

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16. What the hell is it TMZ's business what Armani wears on the beach?! It's his deal and nothing to do with you. I can't believe you think your self-righteous opinions count for anything!

Posted at 4:24PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Nebula

17. He looks GOOD in that suit, TMZ. No basis for your passing judgment on him.....now if it was Louie Anderson. Mickey Rooney, etc...that's a different story. I hope I look that good at his age.

Posted at 4:58PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Scott

18. to #8 I just got done having sex, you jealous??????

Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Just got done having sex, U jealous?

19. Forget Armani, how about posting a photo of Harvey Levin in a Thong Bikini. Or maybe not because you might have to change your name to TIZ, (Three inch Zone)

Posted at 5:33PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Tired of it all

20. NICE. Best photo montage ever on tmz. thank you. Do you have any more?

Posted at 6:00PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Jim

21. Get over yourself, Valerie. This was my third stop behind bbc.co.uk and cnn.com, and I don't think I'm alone here. There's enough room in life for the news and the nonsense. YOU managed to make it on here and post, didn't you?

Posted at 5:50PM on Jan 4th 2008 by It's Friday - Lighten Up

22. Well at least they don't have a spread called "Celebrity Camel Toes". *shudder*

Posted at 7:01PM on Jan 6th 2008 by Super Mofo181

23. I think he looks SEXY!!! 73 years old and STILL struttin' his STUFF!! You go Giorgio !!!! This Man is an Amazing individual!!
He is worth WELL over 3 Billion....he is kind and VERY generous in his charity work. Giorgio, honey....you can eat crackers in my bed ANYTIME..... You are an inspiration to us golden oldies....Bless you.

Posted at 6:28PM on Jan 4th 2008 by I\\\'m In Love

24. oh lord... ever leave your hole of a country? European men don't fanny about in those ridiculous looking knee length beach bum practically trouser swim suits. He looks TIGHT... a man in a speedo - a man who CAN WEAR ONE - is a fine site indeed.
jealous much?

Posted at 6:53PM on Jan 4th 2008 by mishel

25. HEY, TMZ............. if your EXPERIENCE CHALLENGED "writer" on this story knew anything, he/she would know that this style swimwear is CLASSIC Mediteranean Riviera.........and perfectly IN STYLE everywhere in the world, but at a few U.S. beaches.

Secondly, that's SIGNORE !!! Armani is ITALIAN, NOT HISPANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:01PM on Jan 4th 2008 by noitall

26. He's got a big weiner!

Posted at 7:36PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Jeff

27. Mr. Armani wasn't 'caught' on the beach; he was catching a few rays when his photo was snapped and later captioned with a snarky comment or two. I agree, he can wear whatever he wants, no nevermind to me.

Posted at 8:11PM on Jan 4th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

28. Bthces, please. Let Jennifer Aniston wer a butt-floss bikini and you;re all over it. So why do Mss Harey Levin and the oh-so-kwer crew at TMZ find Armani so distasteful? Perhaps because they already look worse at their considrably less-advanced ages than Giorgio? Jealous queens are so cliche.

Posted at 10:33PM on Jan 4th 2008 by TMZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

29. I say continue wearing it. He's looks great.

Posted at 11:21PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Nicole

30. He looks good in that suit! This man is a class act, nice body too. How many American men over the age of 40 could hold a candle to Mr. Armani? Work it Mr. Armani, you are a beautiful man.

Posted at 2:25AM on Jan 5th 2008 by immovingtoeurope

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