It's no joke when stars head for the exits and get swallowed up by paps and fans outside of Hollywood hotspots -- and Nicky Hilton's lead blocker gave her a good chewing out Thursday night when she didn't give him notice of her movements. Guard!
Across town, Paris was free to be one ingredient in the overstuffed, nougat center of a clown car pie -- while sister Nicky was catching hell for simply walking to her legal-capacity car without notifying her man helper.
No fair! Paris gets to have all the fun!