Elaine -- You Don't Give a S**t About Me!

1/15/2008 10:15 AM PST
She's kind of like Britney dealing with the paps in L.A., except she's 82, an Emmy winner, a one-woman-show phenom, and we really wouldn't want to piss her off.

82-year-old Elaine Stritch is as sprightly -- and salty -- as ever, shooing away all the photogs' attempts to help her out. She certainly commanded everyone's attention.