Brittany Murphy -- Lowered Expectations

Brittany Murphy loves being married -- or at least that's what she's telling everyone. Who's she trying to convince?


TMZ caught up with the actress at the Sundance Film Festival, as she gushed about just celebrating her 10-month wedding anniversary to screenwriter Simon Monjack. In Hollywood, after 10 months one celebrates an enduring marriage.

Months are equivalent to years in L.A. Just ask Pamela Anderson!



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1. Oh that's cold, making fun of her ring? Oh yeah, this is TMZ.

Posted at 10:10AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Kelli

2. she seems unstable, well she did get punked by ashton kutcher. how would you like to get dumped for a grandma,,,

Posted at 10:14AM on Jan 20th 2008 by RoughDaddy

3. is she the one who got punked by ashton kutcher for demi moore? that chic is a chameleon...

Posted at 10:17AM on Jan 20th 2008 by RoughDaddy

4. I love Brittany Murphy :
She even does a voice on one of my favorite cartoons lol.
Being so giddy after 10 months isn't a bad thing !
Not getting your nails done when you're wearing a rock like that headed out to parties on the other hand is just plain inexcusable !!!

Posted at 10:24AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Vanity Killz

5. I dont even know who Brittany Murphy is. I want to know where Britney Spears is! Isnt like her
not to be out and about and not in the headlines.

Posted at 10:29AM on Jan 20th 2008 by junie

6. Hollywood is leaving a really bad taste in (real) America's mouths.

Posted at 10:30AM on Jan 20th 2008 by OnlySkeevyStonersFart

7. well you know what they say with celebs as soon as they start saying how happy they are that is when everything goes down hill..so maybe we should just see where this whole thing goes in about a month.hey i might be wrong be we all have seen other couples. so lets just keep wishing her good luck

Posted at 10:36AM on Jan 20th 2008 by vabeachick

8. Gee Harvey are you just reaching for bad press here on this young lady? It seems she looks happy, then MAYBE she is. What part of that don't you understand?

Posted at 10:41AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Bite It TMZ

9. There is a picture of Britney on her period with the red tissue showing, it is so nasty. Something is seriously wrong w/ this girl.

Posted at 10:46AM on Jan 20th 2008 by anonymous

10. Britney Spears

Posted at 10:47AM on Jan 20th 2008 by anonymous

11. She was fantastic in Girls Interrupted with Angie Jolle And Winnona Ryder.

Posted at 11:30AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Lenn K.

12. lol,,,,wait a minute,,,i didnt click/ok the first post!!!! what happen?

Posted at 11:37AM on Jan 20th 2008 by RoughDaddy

13. Colbert Report Issues Apology to Area Man Over Stalking Incident

2008-01-20 17:26:15 - Dozens of staffers and volunteers stalked a 50-year-old gay man in a variety of disguises for months in what started out as an innocent prank but turned into a year-long sting


(New York) January 20, 2008 (PRINSIDE) -- Cable television's top-rated "The Colbert Report" has issued a formal apology to a local gay man for stalking him over a period of six months last year in incidents that took place both online and offline in New York City's famed Greenwich Village neighborhood.

Colbert Report producers and staffers -- including superhero Tek Jansen and Colbert Report BFF Amy Sedaris -- initiated contact with Jeff Barge, a popular 50-year-old gay man living in a quiet Manhattan brownstone, using the online social networking site MySpace in January of 2007.

"There was just something about Jeff," said Amy Sedaris, the New York Times best-selling author of the light-hearted approach to cooking, "I Like You: Entertaining under the Influence," which currently has 350,000 hardback copies in print. "He was mysterious, a free spirit, a modern day Hippie, his candlemaking skills. He was a man of few words, but what he said, and with his rainbow hair and his sense of fun and his VO-5 Strawberry Champagne Kiss shampoo, he quickly became like catnip to us all. He was like a dangerous, addictive drug."

The stalking began innocently enough, with Sedaris and others luring the hapless Mr. Barge out to a variety of picturesque Greenwich Village locales using a wide range of disguises, including that of a nun, a Rodeo clown, a jogger with PMS, a bespectacled hobo, a commuter, a hair stylist, a supervisor, a recovering drug addict, and a Moravian seamstress.

"Once, we even appeared as a small marching band," says Sedaris with her trademark grin.

But when Mr. Barge became resistant to participating in the stalking, which had spread to include dozens of volunteers both online and offline working from both home and office locations in 22 American states and the Canadian provinces of Quebec and Manitoba, the stalking began to take on the appearance of a targeted sting operation.

"They were a determined bunch, and crated," said Mr. Barge, who says he accepts their apology with no little or no ill will. "But when they began to send male prostitutes over to my apartment at 2 a.m. as part of their operation, I had to draw the line."

The reason for the stalking? "We feel Jeff could be doing a bit more with his life," said Sedaris.

Amy Sedaris is perhaps best-known for his role as Jerri Blank, a 46-year-old hooker who returns to high school to get her diploma in the cult cable television hit, "Strangers With Candy," which was recently turned into a feature length film. More recently she received rave reviews for her portrayal of the bi-polar Beth in the series "Rescue Me."

But all's well that ends well. "I don't get cable, so this activity was a welcome break in my routine," says Mr. Barge. "And their taste in music is excellent." But on a sadder note, two of Mr. Barge's MySpace characters, Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton and the character known only as "Stamps," took their own lives late last week to protest the stalking. "This was MySpace's first recorded double suicide, and I doubt it will be the last," said Barge.

The Colbert Report apology was texted to Mr. Barge at 5:59 p.m. on January 19 by spokesperson Lucette Barnes-Mason. Among the Colbert Report writers and producers involved in the bi-coastal stalking were Sandy "Sandra" Bergman, Alitano Myacin Freeman, Myron "Mean Streak" Jones, Wonder Innocent the Third, Lucky Belinda Walker, and Spector Krankman, who sometimes appears on "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert's long-lost soulmate.

About The Colbert Report: The Colbert Report is an American satirical television program that airs from 11:30 p.m. to 12:00 midnight Eastern Time Zone (North America) each Monday through Thursday on Comedy Central in the United States and on both The Comedy Network and CTV in Canada. It stars political humorist Stephen Colbert, a former correspondent for The Daily Show. Production of new episodes was suspended on November 5, 2007 due to the Writers Guild of America strike, although a one-off performance called The Colbert Report - On Strike! took place on December 3, 2007, with proceeds going towards show staffers. The show returned on January 7, 2008, without the help of the writers.

The Colbert Report is a spin-off and counterpart of The Daily Show which, like The Daily Show, critiques politics and the media. It satirizes personality-driven political pundit programs, particularly Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor.[3][4] The show focuses on Stephen Colbert, a fictional anchorman character played by Colbert. The character, a "well-intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot", is a caricature of televised political pundits.

The Colbert Report was nominated for four Emmys in both 2006 and 2007, two Television Critics Association Awards, and two Satellite Awards. It received a Special Recognition award at the 2007 GLAAD Media Awards. It has been presented as non-satirical journalism in several instances, by the Tom DeLay Legal Defense Trust, and following Robert Wexler's interview on the program. The Report received considerable media coverage following its debut on October 17, 2005, for Colbert's popularizing of the term "truthiness", which dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster named its 2006 "Word of the Year."

The Report has had cultural influence in a number of ways. In 2006, after Colbert encouraged viewers to vote online to name a Hungarian bridge after him, he won the first round of voting with 17,231,724 votes. The Ambassador of the Republic of Hungary presented Mr. Colbert with a declaration certifying him as the winner of the second and final round of voting, though it was later announced that the bridge would be named the Megyeri Bridge. In 2007, the Democratic Caucus chair instructed freshmen not to appear on the show's 'Better Know a District' segment.[8] The Report has also coined several neologisms, such as "freem" and "wikiality".


Posted at 11:44AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Lucette Barnes-Mason

14. ... She's been BLACKMAILED INTO "marrying" *that FRAUDING SKUM-jacka$$ KREEP*. because *he's* GOT SECURITY CAMERA VIDEO of Her DOING *DRUGS* and *"doing GUYS* 'OTHER' than Her *Joe-boyfriend-in-a-box* in 2005.

http://defamer.com/hollywood/brittany-murphy/brittany-murphy-abandoned-by-her-people-138011.php

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/01/todays-blind-items_10.html


TAKE Her TO REHAB and GET Her A DIVORCE... NOW.



... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Posted at 11:59AM on Jan 20th 2008 by NOTASHEEP

15. .^ .. *Lucette Barnes-Mason SPAMMER IS* likely *that SKUM-jacka$$ himself* "Em"TEMPTING TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE TRUTH.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/01/todays-blind-items_10.html

"
This celebutard is using some security camera videos of his current B list film actress girlfriend taking drugs and having sex with at least two different men other than the boyfriend in order to keep her in a relationship with our celebutard. It's not so much the drugs that are keeping her in the relationship, but rather the two men she is having sex with. Does it sound like she did the two guys at once? Good. Because she did. An actor no matter how lame he has become lately is not a celebutard for purposes of this item. "



... "time for" *that SKUM-jacka$$ KRETIN* to "sleep with" the fishes.

Posted at 12:16PM on Jan 20th 2008 by URASHEEP

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