John Mayer -- White Man's Overbite

1. omg he's so unbelievably gorgeous.

Posted at 9:15PM on Jan 24th 2008 by Jess

2. dreamy

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Sadie

3. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM NAKED !

Posted at 6:31PM on Jan 21st 2008 by HRH---PRINCE VON A-HOLE

4. i wish i had a man like John Mayer.... i love John

Posted at 6:37PM on Jan 21st 2008 by jp

5. It pisses me off that he thinks he is Gods gift...I don't find him attractive at all...or his music! He is a loser trying to give off the "bad boy" image and it sooo does not work......GET A NEW SHIRT

Posted at 6:37PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Me

6. Doesn't he talk to aliens? He was nice defending Simpson to Texas though.

Posted at 7:00PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Kelli

7. You're wrong thinking he thinks he's God's gift...that's me thinking it! hahaha
I love this man in so many ways!
Yay for the longer locks.

Posted at 7:54PM on Jan 21st 2008 by duckie

8. Awesome artist. Sexy. Has the world on a platter. What more could you ask for ??
John Mayer is what all of you loser men who sit here on TMZ wish you were.
John, you rock my world in Dallas :)~

Posted at 8:55PM on Jan 21st 2008 by PoorProductions

9. Uh, since when has John Mayer ever pretended to be a bad boy?

Posted at 12:59AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Brinkman

10. John’s looking old. Newly single John Mayer? That’s a compliment to Mika. Proves she’s not a porkchop.

The second photo reminds me of the horse picture he posted on his blog. The Mayer black horse blocking the white horse from a certain stairway. Lucifer Vs Michael. Dark Vs Light. Everyone presumed it was Alicia Keys and Mayer. She’s a black horse too but that’s got nothing to do with her African American ancestry that’s because she’s anti-light. There are many people who are African American who were/are white horses – Martin Luther King, Beyonce Knowles, Tiger Woods, Kanye West…..

There are many people who are black horses – Paris, Mayer, The Simpsons, Kelly, Ian Coreless, Adrian, Kylie, Nicole, Jay, even Mz untraceable Dianne Lane (think she's the problem, I was at a backstage party at a Paul Simon concert. She was in the country filming Knight Moves, Christopher Lambert was there and he seemed to want to come over and talk she seemed very afraid, something was going on there - she took him away).

WHY?

The key Mayer posted with a lock of 6 pins. These pinheads lock in 006 and lockout 007. 006 vs 007. John Mayer Bond Vs James Bond. The 006’s are the one’s that “appear” to be “good”. They aren’t, they just lie and hide it. All those who are afraid of truth will side with 006 and be very afraid of 007. Mammon Vs Purity of Higher Ideals. Evolution. Small problem with mammon, no pun intended they are lacking in cognitive ability, thus the only weapon they have is sex, money and fighting (bullies). They say a lot but say nothing. They are control freaks but chickens on the inside. If you stand up to them they crumble. Tinmen. Coreless. Strong on the outside, weak on the inside. They are playing to win. I play for equality. Strong on the inside, soft on the outside.

Always makes me laugh that the soldiers that are sent into battle are the working class, brave one’s, while the people who financially gain from war would run like girls at the sight of a broken nail.

WHY?

A long time ago, not on a distant planet two brothers asked to sit on the left and right of someone. They were told “you really don’t know what you are asking” in today’s terminology it would sound like “are you freakin nuts?” Alas their wish was granted. One brother would be left, goats, pigs and all things vile and ugly. The other right, sheep, kangaroos, puppies and all things pure and beautiful. Two cups, two men.

IT has nothing to do with what religion you are, or what race you are from, as everyone will be judged left or right. Left will remain apemen, right will inherit the earth. The key is Lucifer is Bi, Michael is straight. So if you do both, eat bananas. If you are straight or gay eat what ever you want cause it’s all yours.

Keep drinking Mayer, now I’ve got to know you….it couldn’t happen to a better guy.

Posted at 2:10AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Relativity 101

11. Mayer is pathetic douche bag, He decided he wanted Jessica Simpson back and can't get her. Look how he treated her when he had her, like a dirty ho she was. Now look what a loser.

Posted at 8:37AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Cindy

12. Boy, let's see you call something a BLACK MAN'S overbite..... of course, that would NEVER happen. THAT would be racist... Only jokes are allowed about white people.

Posted at 10:56AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by oh boy