1. first bitches

Posted at 2:49PM on Jan 25th 2008 by jigga1

2. 911 you little troll!!!

Posted at 2:49PM on Jan 25th 2008 by divalicious

3. WTF cares what this mental midget has to say.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Nancy

4. rats. i thought i was first.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jan 25th 2008 by jonalisa

5. She certainly has a way with words.........

Posted at 2:53PM on Jan 25th 2008 by geo

6. I agree with #2 - common sense to call 911 not your personal security team! Who knows if he was already dead or not - just call 911 - little troll, indeed.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Tinker Bell

7. Hush little girl.
You should have excercised them to call 911 before 19 mins worth of time elapsed.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 25th 2008 by PoorProductions

8. wow.. she's so deep

Posted at 2:55PM on Jan 25th 2008 by tydan

9. wow.. she's so deep

Posted at 2:55PM on Jan 25th 2008 by tydan

10. she probably did him in...

Posted at 2:56PM on Jan 25th 2008 by cory

11. Put the cameras back up at the funeral home! I wanna know who is at the private viewing!!

Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Mmmmmmm

12. his family in my prays in ther time of need

Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 25th 2008 by chanel

13. Wow, how, um..... what a way with words right? Geez... Yeah, the problem with the 911 call (or actually the NOT 911 call) is it wasn't Mary Kate, it was his stupid a** masseuse or housekeeper that kept calling Mary Kate - NINE times!?! Before calling 911. What is up with that? Did the housekeeper and masseuse have something to do with it..... hmmm, makes you wonder when people don't call 911!

Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Tara

14. So the hook-up finally speaks. Gag me!

Maybe if these people didn't have so much money and time on their hands and actually had to get up and go to work or feed/care for a child instead of sleeping all day with the only thing on their agenda being an afternoon massage, they wouldn't end up a tragic blurb.

And what's up with all the RX's? Can't anyone handle Life any more? Or am I the only one not having a "better" life through Chemistry? Whatever... Next!

Posted at 3:01PM on Jan 25th 2008 by CAbunnyGirl

15. The poor man must have had problems if he hung with these monkey creatures.

Posted at 3:01PM on Jan 25th 2008 by R.Zimmerman