Britishney is a Bitch!

1/30/2008 12:32 PM PST
Her ladyship got pissy with a pap last night -- giving him the look of death (from behind her unsafety goggles) after he tried to open the car door for her! Pardon me, your crapjesty!

Wearing her pink wig -- which appears to have been dunked in a bucket of Clorox -- her wreckedness was caught by TMZ at Rite-Aid -- at 5 o'clock in the morning. It looks like she had some sort of cosmetics emergency. When asked about her new car, she said, "Oh, it's a rental."

$55,000 in cash seems an awful lot to pay for a rental.