Celebrity Justice
Spears Arrested -- No, Not That One!

Aries SpearsComic Aries Spears was arrested in New York last night on a misdemeanor charge of forcible touching.

NYPD received a 911 call shortly after midnight after a woman claimed that Spears had fondled her at the Comix Comedy Club in Manhattan, where Spears had earlier performed. He was arrested just before 1:00 AM and taken to the station and booked. He received a desk appearance ticket and was released on his own recognizance.

A rep for Spears could not be located. The comedy club told us they had no comment on the incident, only to say that Spears would not be performing again tonight (as had been scheduled) so that "he could deal with his personal issues."

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1. keep your paws to yourself, fool!

Posted at 2:48PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by joejoe

2. hes the black version of artie lang,,,this dude have the worst luck....keep em there...

Posted at 2:49PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by RoughDaddy

3. Who?


ABOUT OPRAH!! I think americn women can make up their own minds about voting. I like Oprah she is a good person, but I find it strange until now not one person has ever influenced her politically until Obama...MAKES YA WANNA GO... hmmm!!! Remember...she endorsed that fake writer without investigating what he was really about & convinced us all to buy his book! LADIES...DO YOUR OWN THINKING!!! Women did not march years ago for our rights to have someone else tell us who to vote for!!!

Posted at 2:49PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by lg

4. don't touch the funbags without permission....

Posted at 2:51PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by john

5. WHO????

Posted at 5:48PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by shaft

6. Do they make 'em any uglier then this friggin prick. I DON'T THINK SO. Nasty.

He thinks he's all that and he's so friggin not.

Posted at 2:54PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Gawd awful ugly human bean

7. I THINK CUZZ DIDN'T BUT YOU KNOW HOW THE BUSINESS IS BLACC FOLKS AND NOW DAYS MORE WHITES ARE GETTING FALSE STATEMENT CHARGE ON THEM BY BITCHES OR SLUTS OR HOES OR TRAMPS WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM.

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Posted at 2:55PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by MACCAPONE

8. Okay does anyone outside of TMZ ever talk about him?

Posted at 3:11PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by AlwaysHungry

9. Ain't no woman want to be touched by this ugly freak.

Posted at 2:56PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Petite

10. That's really sad... I always liked him in "Mad tv." Just sad...

Posted at 2:56PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Jaye

11. Never seen him before.

Posted at 2:57PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by FlBiker

12. Sack it, whack it and cut it.

Posted at 2:57PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Oh yeah Mama

13. You fondle me or my kid and I will cut you up in little tiny pieces Mr. Spears.

Posted at 2:58PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by pretty white girl

14. It's not sad dumbass. It's a happy day. Lock up this POS AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

Posted at 2:59PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Nancy

15. What does a guy have to do in this town to get noticed?







Could be a bullchit charge, or he's yet another pervy tooll in H.wood!

Posted at 3:12PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by ?

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