1. 1st!

Posted at 5:14PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by shiela

2. first...who cares...the moron should be flushed down a sewer anyways

Posted at 5:15PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Jessica Simpson

3. FIRST and how sad for the lesbians now they wont be able to get some std from paris...

Posted at 5:16PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by HRHKAT

4. Paris is a skank and a whore.

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by rockin' johnny

5. Why is this woman in the magazines? Is it just, because she did a sex tape? Please, someone get the hook and get her off the pages of the magazines. I don't a soul who likes or even thinks she is attractive.

Posted at 5:23PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by I have to stop myself

6. Paris is right, she just a pornified slutmagnet, an liar about the women outreach project she promised. A totally scumbag and a attention seeking dirtbag, but she's right she's not a lesbian they have too much class for her!! GO PATS!!!

Posted at 5:23PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Lenn K.

7. WHERE IS PAULA????????????????????????????

Posted at 5:23PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by ann

8. Gee, there's 3 different "First" on here....who gives a $#!t???? Paris has a freaky side.......just be patient....you'll see.....

Posted at 5:24PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by I call Shotgun

9. TMZ -- tell us the truth. Are you on Hilton's payroll? No one wants to see PH stories every day. It seems a bit odd that she is pushing (buying) publicity lately with that dreadful movie of hers coming out; and like clockwork, you start running articles 24/7. What gives? Are the rumors true?

Posted at 5:24PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Truth is stranger than fiction

10. Whatever Paris. Maybe not but I will tell you what you are. The biggest self-entitled, self-inflated bitch I've in Hollywood. Look in the mirror. You ain't all that. You really need to fix that Michael Jackson nose of yours and while you're at it...fix the
WONK WONK eye.

Oh and your baby yellow chick hair extensions are cheap and disgusting looking.

Have a nice day bitch.

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Kelli

11. Ann,

Who the hell cares where Paula is. She had to tape her performance of which she lip sinked because she was too afraid of a meltdown. Not only that there was so much distraction going on around the stage, I couldn't even see that little over-medicated midget in the first place.

Paula you are too old to be a popstar sweetheart...as Simon would say.

Posted at 5:28PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Paula Abdul is a certified nutcase

12. Hey PARIS what happened with all that good work you were supposed to do when you got out of jail? Remember all the BS you told Larry King? Open a half house for female inmates with nowhere to go? Remember that? How about your "dangerous" trip to Africa (or whever it was) the charity work for kids there? What happened to ALL of those things? What a total empty airheaded idiot. No talent, ugly on the inside makes you ugly on the outside too. BE GONE!!! Most of us are SICK of you.

Posted at 5:29PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Concerned NOT

13. Paris is right, she just a whorafied piece of fece. A liar about helping the women of LA County get a halfway house she'd built. Attention-seeking slutafied maggot that keep her skinny ass front and center trying get everyone to notice her and these are her good points. GO PATS!

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Lenn K.

14. Paris looks like Martha Stewart in the "still" /photo on this article. Undomestic diva?

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Lala

15. i guess now that britney is locked away, we will have more paris stories on here. please no, i can't stand this skank. there is nothing interesting about her at all.

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by tuna marie