But What Does This Mean in Scientolonese?

She's just bitchy cause she has had sex since 1984....well, sex with a human that is.....her idea of making love is chomping down on a footlong meatball sub, two quarter pounders, three chocolate shakes, and a dozen creme-filled donuts while watching science fiction movies.

Kirstie needs to get a friggin job so she'll quit eating her self to death. If the cult cured Tom of his dyslexia, what can't it cure Kirstie's obesity. What the heck did she need Jenny Craig for? Maybe Tom can help her...he's the only one that can.

I think she has always been without class. But if this is what Scientology does for you, another reason not to join!

JT, you've got me rolling in the floor. hilarious!

TWO-TON ALLEY.

Hollywood is a classy bunch.....NOT!!

she's BIGGIE!!!

Happily she recognized her own finger or she might have eaten it!

Don't you think a person in their 50's would stop acting like this? I mean, it's kind of high school, isn't it? And her hair---still trying to look young and sexy. Not working.

FAT DOUCHE BAG.........WHAT A HORSE!

I thought she was dead............my bad.
What a fat cow!!!! I thought she lost weight??

Kirstie Alley is a pig, and she just proved it by acting like a low-life.

I thought Scientology can cure everything from homosexuality to autism and everything in between. I guess it doesn't cure fat assedness?

is she from the high desert!? in california?

She flipped me off after almost hitting my car about a year ago next to the Studio City Farmers Market.

Amazing that they are flipping off the very people that give them popularity in the first place. That's gratitute for you.