Verne Troyer posed for a photo outside of Ketchup with the one person smaller than he is -- Flat Stanley!
Who the heck is Flat Stanley, you ask? He's a paper cut-out who travels from place to place and provides schoolchildren with something "meaningful" to write about in their journals. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Troyer looked more excited about the paper doll than the two life-sized wannabe club Rhino dancers who jumped in for a shot with the screen giant, giving us something meaningful to write about.