Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.
The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.
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(Page 1 of 5) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHmmmmmm, her torso looks 50ish, legs with the granny slippers look 60ish, but her arms, hands, neck and face look closer to a hard 100. Let me put that data into my highly sophisticated and specialized age-estimater machine, and.............she is approximately 80-years-young.
Is it possible she is younger than she looks? I mean, her flabby neck and face, with the signiture plastic surgery pinched nose make her look older than Joan Rivers! But her myspace is an obvious lie, stating she is 28 years old!
Aww come on, TMZ, why are you being so mean!? She's a Hollywood icon and I'm glad to know she's alive, well & living in Malibu! It used to be whenever I'd spot her zooming around town in her hot pink Camaro (or was it a Corvette), I'd make a wish. Seeing her unexpectedly was as lucky as catching sight of a falling star. She's always been a good sport and the first to laugh at herself...a lesson a lot of contemporary wannabe's could learn.
Does she have on support hose? Doesn't matter...good for her! She's doin' her thang and enjoyin' it!
Actually her legs are great! Her gandma tummy gives it away though. She should get the jugs reduced already.
That has to be the scariest thing I've ever seen.......what is it???
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AND, WHOSE BODY IS SHE WEARING? SHE'S GOTTA BE 70 FROM THE LOOKS OF HER FACE...
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Hollywood fixture icon the oldest living Barbie.. What ever her credentials she is a hoot.

















