Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.
The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.
1. I though it was AMY WHINEHOUSE back in blonde !!!
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Posted at 1:41PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Huckbilly
2. Good to see Pamela Anderson out and about!
Posted at 1:41PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Tommy
3. AKA Paris Hilton in 50 years.
Posted at 1:45PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Angela
4. Id still hit it.
Posted at 1:47PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Strong Badia
5. Hmmmmmm, her torso looks 50ish, legs with the granny slippers look 60ish, but her arms, hands, neck and face look closer to a hard 100. Let me put that data into my highly sophisticated and specialized age-estimater machine, and.............she is approximately 80-years-young.
Posted at 1:50PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Hideous
6. Is it possible she is younger than she looks? I mean, her flabby neck and face, with the signiture plastic surgery pinched nose make her look older than Joan Rivers! But her myspace is an obvious lie, stating she is 28 years old!
Posted at 1:50PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Seriously
7. Britney in 2 years.
Posted at 1:55PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Windbag
8. Aww come on, TMZ, why are you being so mean!? She's a Hollywood icon and I'm glad to know she's alive, well & living in Malibu! It used to be whenever I'd spot her zooming around town in her hot pink Camaro (or was it a Corvette), I'd make a wish. Seeing her unexpectedly was as lucky as catching sight of a falling star. She's always been a good sport and the first to laugh at herself...a lesson a lot of contemporary wannabe's could learn.
Posted at 1:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NelsonAspen
9. Does she have on support hose? Doesn't matter...good for her! She's doin' her thang and enjoyin' it!
Posted at 1:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Alice
10. Actually her legs are great! Her gandma tummy gives it away though. She should get the jugs reduced already.
Posted at 1:58PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Kacky
11. Yowza...
Posted at 2:29PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Michelle
12. That has to be the scariest thing I've ever seen.......what is it???
Posted at 2:02PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Hannah
13. Sam Lufti's mama!
Posted at 2:04PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Richard Pierce
14. I hear Hollywood is looking for a new honorary mayor???
Cancel that. The mental image of Angelyne, crouched on a Hollywood Blvd. sidewalk unveiling a new star, is a bit much.
Posted at 2:06PM on Feb 12th 2008 by John McNary
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Posted at 8:20PM on Feb 12th 2008 by PJ
