Russell Crowe: I'm Your Mommy, Bitch!

2/22/2008 3:17 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Remember the days when Russell Crowe had sex appeal? Now he's got more of a low-key "Sesame Street" appeal.


The former bad boy was out with his wife and two sons, and it looked like Russell was the one who gained all the baby weight, not his wife!