1. Lost his looks. After that rant to a child, he needs mandated anger management.

Posted at 4:47PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by dreamer

2. First

Posted at 4:47PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Lovely

3. who cares

Posted at 4:48PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by looseyourself

4. Why is Time Warner/AOL/TMZ exploiting a child's privacy for profit??

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Crabby

5. yea alec she doesnt look like a pig to me!!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by ЯÔùgh`Däddy

6. Sit still, you little pig!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Cartman

7. All dads deserve a second chance. Sometimes, even a third. That's called love. That's called family.

Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Donna

8. Thats the rude little pig?

Posted at 4:53PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Beefcakes

9. hope those videos he checked out are self help dvds for narcissistic , domestic violence, selfish, brow beating, loser dads that want to change.

Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by kay

10. God loves families.

Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by 23

11. What exactly are you telling people about yourself when you post FIRST? I am a Board-certified phychologist with the American Institute of Smart People and these are my conclusions:

FIRST =

- my parents did not pay enough attention to me
- I am fat and ugly hiding in a room all day waiting for TMZ articles
- I couldn't hold a rational conversation with facts or opinions to save my life
- I have nothing intelligent to say (ok on TMZ that is normal but still illuminating)
- even my pets hate me
- I have NEVER had sex with another person in the room (masturbating in a tent while camping doesn't count)
- I just learned to count, sort of
- In my advanced sexual devience I tried to post 'FIST' but made a typo
- I like to embarrass myself by posting FIRST - yeah I am so cool! and having the post show up 3rd
- I like to pretend that extrememly simple, meaningless things like posting FIRST are actually difficult, and that by succeeding I am proving my life DOES have a value

Remember our slogan 'People are Smart!'.

Have a therapudic day.

Posted at 4:59PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by FIRST LOSER

12. FIRST!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted at 5:00PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Cartman

13. hey lovely get a clue you are not first idiot

Posted at 5:02PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Winnie

14. the one that calls the "firsters" all of these names is the one that posts "first" all day long. get a life you fat wh*re.

Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Jocelyn Wildenstein is Beautiful!

15. just how many psychologists do you think post on celeb blogs? none, i bet.

Posted at 5:12PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by AS IF!