Could This Get Any More Awkward?

Dane Cook, John Mayer and Tony Romo were all at the same Cosmopolitan magazine party today. Wonder if they swapped spit stories about Papa Joe, and just how it feels to get Nick Lachey's sloppy seconds thirds fourths.


Jess' exes and her current Cowboy-toy were honored as three of the Fun Fearless Males of 2008 for their "risk-taking choices, onstage, onscreen and on the field." We think we know what they're talking about.



Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Simpson

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1. 1st

Posted at 4:58PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

2. Thank you!!

Posted at 4:59PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Heaven

3. So much hotness, one room!

Posted at 5:00PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Andrea

4. Romo the homo

Posted at 5:08PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli needs to get a life

5. I fancy Romo.

Posted at 5:11PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Joe

6. hahahah - makes Jess look kinda slutty. Is her 15 minutes up yet?

Posted at 5:12PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Barb

7. what about F@$# Marry Kill??


lets play!!

Posted at 5:12PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by ummmmm

8. Kelli loves Romo, come back girl!!

Posted at 5:13PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by I'll say it.

9. Whewww! I bet Jessica was pacing like a nervous cat!

Posted at 6:00PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Dallas

10. Dane Cook never touched that skank. He said so himself.

Posted at 6:40PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Morgan

11. RE: UMMMMMMMMMMM

F - Mayer
M- Dane, no question
K - Romo, he's a beast

Posted at 7:27PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Stephania

12. "hey dude, smell my finger..."

Posted at 8:25PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Johnny Lawson

13. All 3 are hot for her Stupidness they all had her and 2 did not want her they got what she soooo easily offered and then left her sorry ass yeah keep recording your "Country Album" so Carrie Underwood can kick your ass on the charts. If it's anything like your Boots for Walking crap it will be a big Hit just like all your other CAREER moves lately Dumb Ass

Posted at 9:08PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kimbo

14. sloppy fourths ? like anyone who wrote this hasent dated 4 or more people ... I mean
what is the big deal... they all have something in common and hell so dose most of America .. Mr. Levine
has to have something better to post on this gossip site.

Posted at 9:10PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Tiffany

15. the only one that matters here is John Mayer.... forget the other losers.... John Mayer is HOT, FINE, SEXY, AND FEARLESS.... and that's why I LOVE HIM.

Posted at 9:44PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by jp

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