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Robert Loggia's Baroque'n Face

3/3/2008 9:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Through the miracle of modern science -- and the sheer boredom of modern scientists -- we've now been blessed with a computer-generated facial reconstruction of legendary composer Johann Sebastian Bach. It bears a chin-tastic resemblance to Robert Loggia – the guy who's biggest musical contribution was playing chopsticks on the giant keyboard in "Big."

Hey scientists – how's that whole "curing cancer" thing coming along?

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Big Daddy    

Very interesting, thanks

2365 days ago
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FlBiker    

Robert Loggia....
*adds new name to deadpool list*

2394 days ago
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Nor Cal Reader    

Neither one has had a hit in years.

2394 days ago
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Anonymous 4.12.08 Expect us    

Looks like joey buttafucco to me. LOL

2394 days ago
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woo hoo    

Scraping the bottom of the whiskey barrel, huh?

2394 days ago
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whatever    

WTF? Ali wasn't first?!? No smiley faces? Her parents must have come home and told her to get off the computer.

2394 days ago
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lea    

'hows the whole curing cancer thing going" ha ha. what a great twist on all of this medical attention that could placed on things that.... matter. lol tmz.

2394 days ago
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SkankWhisperer    

Wow TMZ, really funny. Only thing, I don't get it.
Is that him? When was foto taken?

TMZ is poised to jump the shark.

2394 days ago
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Baseball Junkie    

This is computer imaging which as nothing to do with medical research. Computer imaging is how they create those images of missing persons which have been aged so they look more like they would now and forensic pictures of what a skeleton would have looked like when the person was alive. The scientists doing this work are not taking time out from finding a cure for cancer. They would be no more use there than the papparazi.
Way to go TMZ. Showing your total ignorance about the real world again.

Go Sox

2394 days ago
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Gypsytrill    

Re; JSB, I always preferred his cousin, PDQ Bach, myself....

2394 days ago
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He's Boring now    

Steve O from JACKASS has been ARRESTED for Vandalism, an outstanding warrant and possesion of drugs and TMZ runs this as their up to date story?

Lame Losers working there...any of you have journalism training where good old gum shoe techniques and contacts keep you one step ahead of the competition? Guess not, you think sitting at a screen all day indoors will bring stories to you. You were raised on video games, no wonder.

Harvey you know better, and are old school

2394 days ago
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Buck Ofama    



YOU'RE REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL NOW IN SEARCH OF THINGS TO REPORT ON, AREN'T YOU TMZ?

AND... THESE TWO DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE! PUT ON SOME GLASSES...

2394 days ago
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Ali    

thanks for taking over while I was gone FIBiker :)

2394 days ago
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Puter Boi    


TMZ is officially boring...

Harvey Levin can go back to molesting young guys at the YMCA.

2394 days ago
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Noel    

I love Robert Loggia, and have heard him sing the national anthem. He rocks! Beautifully as he played "Chopsticks" in BIG, his musical ability was undertapped!

2394 days ago
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