Through the miracle of modern science -- and the sheer boredom of modern scientists -- we've now been blessed with a computer-generated facial reconstruction of legendary composer Johann Sebastian Bach. It bears a chin-tastic resemblance to Robert Loggia – the guy who's biggest musical contribution was playing chopsticks on the giant keyboard in "Big."
Hey scientists – how's that whole "curing cancer" thing coming along?
We're Just Sayin'3/3/2008 9:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Robert Loggia's Baroque'n Face
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WTF? Ali wasn't first?!? No smiley faces? Her parents must have come home and told her to get off the computer.
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'hows the whole curing cancer thing going" ha ha. what a great twist on all of this medical attention that could placed on things that.... matter. lol tmz.
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Wow TMZ, really funny. Only thing, I don't get it.
Is that him? When was foto taken?
TMZ is poised to jump the shark.
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This is computer imaging which as nothing to do with medical research. Computer imaging is how they create those images of missing persons which have been aged so they look more like they would now and forensic pictures of what a skeleton would have looked like when the person was alive. The scientists doing this work are not taking time out from finding a cure for cancer. They would be no more use there than the papparazi.
Way to go TMZ. Showing your total ignorance about the real world again.
Go Sox
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Re; JSB, I always preferred his cousin, PDQ Bach, myself....
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Steve O from JACKASS has been ARRESTED for Vandalism, an outstanding warrant and possesion of drugs and TMZ runs this as their up to date story?
Lame Losers working there...any of you have journalism training where good old gum shoe techniques and contacts keep you one step ahead of the competition? Guess not, you think sitting at a screen all day indoors will bring stories to you. You were raised on video games, no wonder.
Harvey you know better, and are old school
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YOU'RE REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL NOW IN SEARCH OF THINGS TO REPORT ON, AREN'T YOU TMZ?
AND... THESE TWO DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE! PUT ON SOME GLASSES...
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TMZ is officially boring...
Harvey Levin can go back to molesting young guys at the YMCA.
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I love Robert Loggia, and have heard him sing the national anthem. He rocks! Beautifully as he played "Chopsticks" in BIG, his musical ability was undertapped!
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