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Robert Loggia's Baroque'n Face

Through the miracle of modern science -- and the sheer boredom of modern scientists -- we've now been blessed with a computer-generated facial reconstruction of legendary composer Johann Sebastian Bach. It bears a chin-tastic resemblance to Robert Loggia – the guy who's biggest musical contribution was playing chopsticks on the giant keyboard in "Big."

Hey scientists – how's that whole "curing cancer" thing coming along?

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1. Robert Loggia....
*adds new name to deadpool list*

Posted at 7:34PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by FlBiker

2. Neither one has had a hit in years.

Posted at 7:47PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

3. Looks like joey buttafucco to me. LOL

Posted at 7:50PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Anonymous 3.15.08 Expect us

4. Scraping the bottom of the whiskey barrel, huh?

Posted at 7:52PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by ugh!

5. WTF? Ali wasn't first?!? No smiley faces? Her parents must have come home and told her to get off the computer.

Posted at 7:58PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Whatever

6. 'hows the whole curing cancer thing going" ha ha. what a great twist on all of this medical attention that could placed on things that.... matter. lol tmz.

Posted at 7:58PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by lea

7. Wow TMZ, really funny. Only thing, I don't get it.
Is that him? When was foto taken?

TMZ is poised to jump the shark.

Posted at 8:04PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli Licked My Ballsack

8. This is computer imaging which as nothing to do with medical research. Computer imaging is how they create those images of missing persons which have been aged so they look more like they would now and forensic pictures of what a skeleton would have looked like when the person was alive. The scientists doing this work are not taking time out from finding a cure for cancer. They would be no more use there than the papparazi.
Way to go TMZ. Showing your total ignorance about the real world again.

Go Sox

Posted at 8:08PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Baseball Junkie

9. Steve O from JACKASS has been ARRESTED for Vandalism, an outstanding warrant and possesion of drugs and TMZ runs this as their up to date story?

Lame Losers working there...any of you have journalism training where good old gum shoe techniques and contacts keep you one step ahead of the competition? Guess not, you think sitting at a screen all day indoors will bring stories to you. You were raised on video games, no wonder.

Harvey you know better, and are old school

Posted at 8:11PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by TMZ is the Jackass

10.

YOU'RE REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL NOW IN SEARCH OF THINGS TO REPORT ON, AREN'T YOU TMZ?

AND... THESE TWO DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE! PUT ON SOME GLASSES...

Posted at 8:28PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by BITE ME...

11. thanks for taking over while I was gone FIBiker :)

Posted at 8:31PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

12.
TMZ is officially boring...

Harvey Levin can go back to molesting young guys at the YMCA.

Posted at 8:40PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Puter Boi

13. Re; JSB, I always preferred his cousin, PDQ Bach, myself....

Posted at 8:41PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Gypsytrill

14. I love Robert Loggia, and have heard him sing the national anthem. He rocks! Beautifully as he played "Chopsticks" in BIG, his musical ability was undertapped!

Posted at 8:42PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Noel

15. Gypsytrill, PDQ Bach is in a class all by himself. And that's the way it should be. He's hilarious.

Go Sox

Posted at 8:45PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Baseball Junkie

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