Un-Realtor Pimps Out Tiger with Sales Pitch

Posted Mar 3rd 2008 6:35PM by TMZ Staff

One shameless realtor is pimping out Tiger Woods -- and his wife and kid -- to help sell a $4 million house across the street from the golf god's Jupiter Island compound.

TMZ got an unbelievable pitch from a big-time Florida realtor, and here it is, verbatim -- "I have a FABULOUS piece of property for sale DIRECTLY across from Tiger Woods new property on Jupiter Island (Being built) When a tabloid pays JLO $6mil for photos of her first born, I would think that $4mil for a fabulous piece of property for unlimited photo opts of Tiger would be quite valuable!"

We get that the real estate market is down, but this is a little too much. And, by the way, a picture of Tiger doesn't go for that much.

The pitch should have been full access to Tiger's wife.


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1. :)

Posted at 6:38PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

2. Tiger's wife is a babe.

Posted at 6:41PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by FlBiker

3. I give Tiger at least a day before he sics his lawyers on her.....

Posted at 6:45PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Johnny Lawson

4. Well, Did ya buy it??
Tiger could become the new Britney

Posted at 6:46PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Festus Hagan

5. 2nd of all...tIGER AND HIS WIFE ARE GOOD PEOPLE....STOP TRYING TO MAKE $#$$$$ OF HIM...

Posted at 6:46PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by just my input

6. don't let me bother you so much :)

Posted at 6:53PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

7. Photo "Opts"? Hmmm...not sure who made the mistake, but it should be "Ops"!

Posted at 7:01PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Spell-Checker

8. Well now that's taking disclosure to an unethical level.

Posted at 7:10PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by BamaShay

9. i can't stand tiger woods the a**, he thinks his white, he need's a reality check stup** a**, and that white chick is just another gold digger, i hope she takes him 4 everything his sorry a** has...

Posted at 7:13PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by ybird

10. Hey Ali....how many times do you hit refresh during the day to ensure that you're first on the message board? Get a life.

Posted at 7:24PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Paris Hilton made my pee burn

11. i would so DO his WIFE!! FIRST!

Posted at 7:26PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by shut up and DO me.....

12. Being 1st on TMZ is the pinnacle of my life's achievements. I can only dream of someday attaining the intellectual heights of Forrest Gump.

Posted at 7:29PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

13. If you can get a house in Jupiter Island..BUY IT! That is a steal! Tiger or No Tiger
local resident

Posted at 7:30PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by LRT

14. Haha... that Realtor RULES! lol!

Posted at 7:53PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Victoria Price

15. #10 LMFAO! I was thinking something along those same lines. Ali has graduated from saying "first" to just putting that stupid smiley face. I bet it's really Kelli doing it and saying she's Ali. Enough already. Ali, we're just going to assume that you have nothing else to do but hang out trying to be first and hitting your enter key like you're on Jeopardy.

Posted at 7:53PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Whatever

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